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Maybe Little Carson Coates does have a thing for Cassidy

I wonder if he'll kill her to keep her here.

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Torture, Rape, And Murder, Oh My!

You certainly have been busy, darlings. I feel as if you've listened to my plea's for abuse and heartbreak, and for that I am sincerely grateful. 

A large amount of blood covered the halls when we all woke up this morning, much to many patients dismay. But the question going through everyone's mind is; who's blood is this? Some say someone was brutally murdered, others are saying suicide, but either way, someone's dead.

Of course, I know the murderer and the victim, but what would be the fun in telling you? I'd just watch my step around closets if I were you.

Little Cobain and Dr. Kramer's beautiful relationship was also destroyed last night, I was hoping for a bit more violence on Cobain's part, but he just cried like the baby he is. I really did think Kramer cared for him, though. As much as a Psychopathic therapist can, anyway. What's going to happen if he ends up missing the little brunette? That trust is going to be difficult to re-gain.

Looks like that wasn't the only relationship Kramer destroyed, either. Natalie Stone found out about Holden and Elizabeth's little sex session and things have seemed to have gone down hill for her. She better watch her step around the dear Doctor, though. She seems to attract Psychopath's like bee's to honey.

And now for a run down of the gooey relationships gossip;

Looks like little Cassidy Harding has a crush on Carson Coates, how cute. It also looks like Elizabeth isn't the only whore around here as Addy seems to be wrapping whoever she can grab around her little finger. Justin Marin has be softening up to Natalie Stone, cuddling Charlotte Cobain, and making out with perfect Winter. Seems like he loves being the re-bound. Lake and Alice are still on the rocks and not quite in the ocean, even though they apparently broke up. Doctor Michaels and Little Cobain have apparently not fucked but Cobain wouldn't mind if, and I quote, "the handsome doctor pushed me against a wall then screwed me into every available surface in this place."

Other than that, Bree seems to have copied Coates and done some amateur calligraphy on the wall with the blood found this morning, followed by Reedy taking some blood to his notebook. I really hope this doesn't become a thing around here, it was brilliant the first time, but do we really need repeats?

Also, has anyone seen Miss O'Connor around the place?

Thank you for all your help over the past day or two, and as usual, remember to follow the tag 'LunaticGossip' so as not to miss any of these updates.

Till next time, crazies.

Yours sincerely,

De Ville

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Well then, Athens.

Looks like I'm finally up for business. This is what we call being fashionably late. 

Let's see, you've all been quite busy these past couple of weeks. The most common word hovering around the asylum lately would seem to be "sex."

Not that I blame them, you all have been fucking like rabbits. Though the arrival of two or three Sex addicts and return of Dr. Creeper may be aiding this sudden sex craze. There's even been some lesbian action between the lovely Blair Harvey and oh-so-innocent Remy Collins. Nice one, girls. Even the Christian freak, also known as Bess O'Connor, has been quite sexually active as of late. Tate Jones, Brody Thomas, Dr. Kramer. I wonder if she sounds even worse in bed than she does when she's trying to hold a conversation. "Aye, aye, aye!"

All this is to be expected in a lunatic asylum, though. And we'll always have a Doctor Creeper. But he's not the only staff member that's been naughty. Dr. Aaron Michaels and Vincent Harold also seem to be having their fair share of the insane. Each couple seems to be more disturbing than the other, I think we may have a few cases of pedophilia in our midst. Tut, tut, gentlemen. Please leave the sixteen years olds alone.

I mean, in all of this you'd probably have to feel the most sorry for our dear Reed Harris. He seems to have some kind of sex radar, and has picked up a habit of complaining whenever two or more darling patients decide to have a bit of fun. He's probably just jealous because he's not getting any. Too bad he killed his uncle, he could call him up for a bit of fun.

Our little Carson Coates seems to be much more social than usual recently, I wonder what got him out of his shell? Him and Holden Lexington seem to be getting  more and more chummy, I'd love to know what they were up to. It also looks like Coates, Harris, and Michael Cobain have created a lovely mural of a bird down in the basement. You should all make a note to go and have a look of it. Though, if you're squeamish I'd have to advise against it. Their paint of choice was blood, after all.

Natalie Stone has been rather closed off for the past month or so, doesn't seem like her alcohol problem has been spreading around Athens much. She should be careful, though. Lexington gets bored easily, and we have the families of over thirty people to second that.

That should be all for this update, I'll shall try my best to keep you posted continuously throughout the week. Anything I've missed today should be mentioned tomorrow. Oh, and a helping hand is always appreciated here at Athens. If you have any juicy gossip please let me know in my darling ask box. And remember to track the tag 'LunaticGossip' so you don't miss anything.

Till next time, crazies.