#lunchman

[nottafound-ask]

OOC: I find it really funny the complete contrast between canon [THE_ROOM] lunchman & john vs this ask blog

[amalsoappickle]

ERM, SOMETHING FOR MY CORPORATE CLASH ROOM AU

[wallmanlunchman]

Today on being not able to see

I finally achieved peace. I will reach nirvana.

[wallmanlunchman]

lunch man!! you're rad!! how do you make a whole bunch of food for 300 students? :00 is it m a g i c ?

Willpower. That's all I have at this point,,,

[wallmanlunchman]

(to the tune of Mr Sandman) mr lunchman, hand me a lunch, make it the coolest that ive ever seen, give it 2 bread with ham and lettuce, then tell it that its shortlived life is over

Mr. Wall man, block that grape man. Make it so that he wont get my brother.

Yes don't worry i will make that sandwich for you.

[wallmanlunchman]

Mr Elias so my ghost brother consumed hardboiled, diced egg mixed with chocolate spread when he was alive, and now he is haunting me. please help

*polishes knife*

Where is he? Don't worry, I just want to talk to him.

[wallmanlunchman]

Elias stands for

E - I

L - Can't

I - See

A - shit

S - fuck im going blind

[wallmanlunchman]

Dear everyone.

Hello this is your lunch man. A daily reminder you all are perfect and lovely and deserves so much love and most importantly rest.

Don't @ me on the rest part. Someone gotta cook for the whole school.