#luvliner

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Luvliner + Boomtown

[tampire]

#Hunks in love

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So I started watching Lexx again after 25 years, and I have this alternate version of the Luvliner episode that lives rent-free in my head where it gets to the point where Xev is fighting Aulk, and she just cleans his clock and tosses his dead body off the bridge. Like the Cluster Lizard half sort of takes over, and she punches clear through his skull like Taarna did with that guy at the end of Heavy Metal, in a way that I'm sure you couldn't show on Canadian TV in the late 1990s. Kai escapes the cryopod and gets back just in time to see her do it, and says something like "I see you've already taken out the trash." Stanley is just shocked speechless for the rest of the episode, and 790 is just like "that's my Xev." Schlemmi runs off and is never seen again (either eaten by Lyekka or the Golene Clan.)