THIS THING TOOK FOREVER OOF
Story Masterlist (computer only)
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* Warning: The RECAP version is, as its title says, a recap. It will mention the main plot-related info, but it will overlook some details regarding how things occurred in the details, or what the characters really said. What happens in the fanfic is what truly is canon, but for the sake of summarizing things, the Recap will overlook these details and only give the outline of what happens in each chapter. The dialogue is also revisited for the sake of comedy, of making some of the characters’ hidden thoughts clearer, or just of better summarizing the story. The RECAP is intended to be a RELATIVELY faithful retelling of the original story's most relevant plot details, but it is also a parody of the original fanfiction. So, the plot points are the same, but it takes some liberties for the rest.