1. Your name and username.
2. Where you’re from.
3. Pronounce the following words: aunt, roof, route, theater, iron, salmon, fire, water, new orleans, pecan, both, again, probably, Alabama, GIF, Tumblr, crackerjack, doorknob, envelope.
4. What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
5. What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
6. What do you call gym shoes?
7. What do you call your grandparents?
8. What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
9. What is the thing you change the channel with?
10. Choose a book and read a passage. WAKE by Lisa McMann
11. Do you think you have an accent? Eyup.
12. Do you know anyone from Tumblr in real life?
13. End audio by saying any 3 words you want. Sweet tea, pumpkin pie, π