Der Winter Kommt

Emme, 1995 Gempio; Butch Queer, I use they/them/their. I dig: Feminism (Trans & Sex Worker inclusive), spaghetti westerns, Tai Chi, animals, ATLA & LOK, babysitting, Minecraft, MLP:FiM, & novels. \m/_ cis men are icky.

[ineffectualdemon]

The thing with neurodivergent folk and rules is that if they don't understand why a rule exists they will not follow it ever

They will listen politely while being told the rule but then will immediately ignore it because they perceive it as nonsense

They won't argue either they just will not follow that rule unless it is explained fully so that they do understand why it exists

On the flip side if they do understand a rule they will be completely enraged that no one else is following the clear instructions! They follow it scrupulously and so should everyone else

There is no middle ground

[kristianasquill]

Amatonormativity is killing kindness

Why can’t I smile at a guy? Why can’t I give him a hug? Why can’t I get him a thoughtful gift? Why can’t I be interested in what he’s saying and talk about meaningful things?

Because apparently that’s flirting. Apparently that’s sending the wrong message. Apparently I can’t show kindness to the other sex because amatanormativity is killing kindness.

Well, guess what? I’m gonna be kind anyway. And I’m gonna be grateful for the ways being aroace has taught me about kindness.

[arrghigiveup]

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[dngrcpckwithmurdericing]

This is the best one I’ve seen yet.

[marisatomay]

[marisatomay]

[afunnyfeminist]

[sathinfection]

contemporary roman writers slutshamed julius caesar that’s your ides of march fact for today

what an absolute unit ol’ iulius was

[chipper671740-deactivated202006]

how could you write this and not say WHY he was getting slutshamed

julius ‘husband to all wives and wife to all husbands’ caesar was a thirsty, thirsty bottom

[sathinfection]

suetonius: i heard that caesar was a big slut and also he liked buttsex and oral

[chipper671740-deactivated202006]

cicero, to the gathered senate: CAESAR TAKES IT UP THE ASS

for historical context, cicero publicly called out jc for bottoming for king nicomedes of bithynia. they first met when caesar was 20, the king was at least twice his age. i am not saying sugar daddy but sugar daddy. the sex was so good that when nicomedes died he left his entire kingdom to rome, i am not making this up this is  t r u e

[langernameohnebedeutung]

listen it’s one thing to slut shame Caesar, but Cicero went around speculating in public about Caesar and the king doing it on a “golden couch arrayed in purple” where “the virginity of the one sprung from Venus was lost in Bithynia” so I don’t think good old Iulius is the only one who’s got to ask himself some serious questions here.

[casanova-lives]

Julius Caesar was stabbed for being a bottom, please share for bottom’s rights

[programmerhumour]

Repost to spread. (Not really humor)

[murrddocks-blog]

series: *male and female character make eye contact and smile*

me: oh no. oh god no please

[an-inspired-eternity]

[anarcho-malarkyist-deactivated2]

Every Country: Time to quarantine, isolate, roll out testing.

UK: Time for some…natural selection

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

@fictional-worlds-are-exquisite okay so we have a tory government rn and that can never go well, especially because our government’s response to the coronavirus is herd immunisation. for this to happen, 60% of the country will need to get the coronavirus and in between 400,000 and 1.2million people will die in the process.

to try and sell this to us as the only viable option, boris johnson gave a speech that was just the “some of you will die” speech from shrek in which he said that the government have done all they can to contain the virus.

to illustrate this, here is a handy list of things they HAVENT done

test anyone who doenst have severe symptoms

mandatory closing for schools, including ones where there have been confirmed cases

any kind of lockdown

any kind of quarantine

offering any paid leave if you have to self isolate

any mandatory self isolation

funded the nhs sufficiently since 2008

and a handy list of things they HAVE done

put a4 posters about washing hands in public toilets

stripped back elderly care

only offered testing to people with severe symptoms

give police officers and border agents the right to detain anyone who looks like they might have the virus

tldr:

[1e3no]

[copperbadge]

#2, Brute?

[l-heure-du-the]

I made the ugliest noise.

[periegesisvoid-deactivated]

It’s not even March. It’s literally more than 6 months till the ides of March. Why.

[onemerryjester]

TODAY

[cluelesshero]

#253 Skipping Dialogue

Sorry, no time for chit chat

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[noknightinarmor]

I did this last game lol. We had killed a villain super dead, the DM then exposited that the castle we were in was now surrounded by an evil raptor army, and another villain was starting to use the dead villain's remains to tell the group what he was doing. I skipped the dialogue by casting Disspell Evil. Not sorry.

[systlin]

Something I find incredibly cool is that they’ve found neandertal bone tools made from polished rib bones, and they couldn’t figure out what they were for for the life of them. 

Until, of course, they showed it to a traditional leatherworker and she took one look at it and said “Oh yeah sure that’s a leather burnisher, you use it to close the pores of leather and work oil into the hide to make it waterproof. Mine looks just the same.” 

“Wait you’re still using the exact same fucking thing 50,000 years later???”

“Well, yeah. We’ve tried other things. Metal scratches up and damages the hide. Wood splinters and wears out. Bone lasts forever and gives the best polish. There are new, cheaper plastic ones, but they crack and break after a couple years. A bone polisher is nearly indestructible, and only gets better with age. The more you use a bone polisher the better it works.”

It’s just. 

50,000 years. 50,000. And over that huge arc of time, we’ve been quietly using the exact same thing, unchanged, because we simply haven’t found anything better to do the job. 

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

i also like that this is a “ask craftspeople” thing, it reminds me of when art historians were all “the fuck” about someone’s ear “deformity” in a portrait and couldn’t work out what the symbolism was until someone who’d also worked as a piercer was like “uhm, he’s fucked up a piercing there”. interdisciplinary shit also needs to include non-academic approaches because crafts & trades people know shit ok

[assasue]

One of my professors often tells us about a time he, as and Egyptian Archaeologist, came down upon a ring of bricks one brick high. In the middle of a house. He and his fellow researchers could not fpr the life of them figure out what tf it could possibly have been for. Until he decided to as a laborer, who doesnt even speak English, what it was. The guy gestures for my prof to follow him, and shows him the same ring of bricks in a nearby modern house. Said ring is filled with baby chicks, while momma hen is out in the yard having a snack. The chicks can’t get over the single brick, but mom can step right over. Over 2000 years and their still corraling chicks with brick circles. If it aint broke, dont fix it and always ask the locals.

[anx1ous-op0ssum]

I read something a while back about how pre-columbian Americans had obsidian blades they stored in the rafters of their houses. The archaeologists who discovered them came to the conclusion that the primitive civilizations believed keeping them closer to the sun would keep the blades sharper.

Then a mother looked at their findings and said “yeah, they stored their knives in the rafters to keep them out of reach of the children.”

[whatevercomestomymind]

Omg the ancient child proofing add on tho lol

[willowofthehearth]

People want to believe ancient civilizations (especially non-white ones) were completely gullible and backwards. When in fact they were generally rather practical and ingenious.

[ecobutch]

men can’t be lesbians and lesbians who use he/him aren’t men nor are they transphobic. pronouns don’t equate to gender, so stop trying to dictate who can and can’t be a lesbian.

[ecobutch]

trans and butch lesbians who use he/him aren’t “men pretending to be women” or “straight trans men in denial”, they’re lesbians. get it through your heads that you have no place to dictate this. this goes double if you aren’t a lesbian or you’re cis.

[ecobutch]

i encourage non-lesbians to rb this post.

[inqilabi]

I am glad everybody's resident do-gooder and world-saving philanthropist, Bill Gates, is getting dragged cos he thinks having 6 billion leftover after getting taxed is too little for him.

Let's pie him in the face like we did back in the 90s.

You know he changed his demeanor. He was hated. He was cocky, and it showed. I think it was a PR thing for him to become this 'beloved do-gooder sweater wearing dad' thing he does now

[inqilabi]

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

rip you legend

[fallcaesar]

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”

“Yes good”

“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”

“Wait no”

“EAT THEM”

“sasha no”

[tolkientrash]

@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

She is making a list

It is not easy with her paws but she is making it

[iguanamouth]

shes almost here

[miscriont]

Okay fine this is the ONE Christmas thing I will reblog before Thanksgiving BUT THAT’S IT

[craptaztic]

SASHA’S BACK ON MY DASH!

[mace-from-outerspace]

Y’all better behave, you have two months

[aseriouscomedian]

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

[breelandwalker]

ALL HAIL SANTA CLAWS

[dukemz]

YESSS

[rxdonmyledger]

THE FACE *Wheeze*

[aregrettablehullabaloo]

This blog is officially pro-Christmas Tiger…….sometime next month, though.

[later0varies-deactivated2022022]

This is the greatest Christmas post EVER.

[noknightinarmor]

[radical-eve]

[gridbugged-deactivated20200707]

Source (x) (x)

[missreaddevil]

I want one.

[thewolfgodsblog]

thought that said angels, which is objectively cooler

[moonlace]

This post went from cyberpunk dystopia to fantasy revolution real quick

[fuzzymiraclebanana]

Holy shit take a look at some of the other things on that page that people have made. If the face bedazzling, the specific clothing patterns, the projector that gives you multifaces (like that one keanu reeves movie), or the other crazy masks aren’t a sign of a growing cyberpunk distopia era I don’t know what is.

I wish we didn’t have to live in any dystopian future but I would rather us slowly grow into a cyberpunk one rather than the shitty one we currently have…

[jellyfishjammer]

I love that several of these are by design students. Discursive/speculative design is so cool. The point of these types of projects is to open up conversations about the future role of facial recognition in our lives, presenting a future where this kind of thing is necessary and making us wonder if we’re on the right path. And these projects achieve exactly that, take a look at the notes.

[shuttershocky-deactivated202512]

HOLY FUCK IT'S SO MUCH BETTER NOW

[noknightinarmor]

I think it looks like they involved either actual Sonic fans and/or furries.