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Ride 16

You want the aux cord sure go ahead

I really don't mind it if you turn my car into a rave for a while it's a lot of fun

But when your friend in the backseat asks her boyfriend to readjust because she got turned on by the song you were playing

Hmmmmm.......

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Rides 6&7

Lyft is not your personal dating app No I will not go home with you No you can not have my number I smile and laugh because I work for tips I'm not flirting with you

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Confession 1

Sometimes if you cancel a ride I'll still drive to that location out of spite

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Ride 27

We got some really strange fog tonight, it was slow and seemed to be rolling off the road. Combine this with rain and lyft pick up down a long, dark windy road, and I swore I was in a horror movie. Creepiest road I ever had to drive for a pick up. Luckily the passenger was not as scary.

My mother always tells me to be safe while driving and tonight was the first night I thought I was going to die.

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Ride 26

Passenger: yeah I was scared about getting a DUI tonight cause they're doing cheek swabs and oh I smoke by the way

Me, choking on the smell of weed filling my car: oh you don't say

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Ride 25

Picking up drunk gays is the highlight of my night like yes let us bond over vulgar jokes and please tell me about your husband because that's really cute and there's just this sense of freedom as soon as they get in the car. It's beautiful.

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I came out of work to find my new wig waiting on the counter! After getting dolled up I went to lunch to treat myself and ended up in a lyft line with two college freshmen from Kansas. Our driver talked about immigrating from Ethiopia and quizzed us on where it is. I talked about fundraiser work and why you can’t trust the Red Cross. They told us about their plans for the day, all of which were fun. When I got out of the car they shouted ‘go save the world!’ and it gave me the pep I needed to snap fully out of sub mode and start putting on my raffle queen face. Thanks for the kindness, strangers! #clowngirl #beyourowndaddy #lyftadventures #seattle

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Ride 24

Let out a blood curdling scream as she left my car and I am still very concerned