#lyingonthecouch

[sarawondy]

#blackandwhitephotography #fishnetstockings #lyingonthecouch photo by @gretabalbiani (presso Como, Italy) https://www.instagram.com/p/CZbawApq6vM/?utm_medium=tumblr

[mngirlfolly]

A recent conversation with my gut. Proudly sponsored by Waffles. The breakfast that keeps you unsettled.

Me:  Hey, about that latest freelance gig. What do you think I should do?

Gut: Sure.

Me:  Really? Could be insanely boring, though.

Gut: Yeah, no.

Me:  Yeah, no, I shouldn't do it? Or yeah, no, it won't bore me?

Gut: I dunno. Whatever you think is right.

Me:  But you're my gut. It's your job to tell me what's right.

Gut: It's exhausting.

Me:  Excuse me? Are you for real? I ask you one simple question and you can't deliver.

Gut: Whatever.

[pause]

Gut: I do know this, though.

Me:  Well, it's about time. 

Gut: Nothing says "indecision" like lying on the couch watching t.v.

Me:  But that gets me nowhere.

Gut: It gets you to the couch.

Me:  I love you, gut.

Gut: Grab the chips on the way.

[uraqts]

Christmas lights #lyingonthecouch #andwatchingtv