#lylesira

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and i'd rather be normal, yes so normal. i suggest that we keep this informal [ ocs! ]

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ocs ^__^

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mr wretchford tripped on his vacuum at 4 in the morning and took it really personally [ reference source lmao ] [my ocs] 

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where have you been all my lives [ocs]

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16 for lylesira??

16) who gives the other cringeworthy pet names?

I LOVE THIS ONE! 

Lyle and Sira are silly and affectionate old men who love to call each other “dude” and funny unfitting stuff like that, but Sira is worse with the “cringy” stuff. Lyle is more likely to call him names like sir, mister, and ‘old sport’ in an affectionate way, while Sira calls him those AND names like baby, honeybun, pumpkin, babycakes, gumdrop, etc.

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Lylesira 3!!

YEAAAAA

3) who has trouble sleeping alone?Sira moreso than Lyle. Lyle got used to living alone, and sometimes has to sleep alone when Sira is off doing heavenly duties [although he tries his best to be home especially at night!] 

Sira is a clingy spider who doesn’t technically need to sleep, but does for comfort. If home alone overnight without Lyle, he’s likely to stay up and busy himself with something. 

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