yo have some random numbers. 3, 7, 12, 14, 20
3. A selection of celebrities you couldn’t care less about.
The usual suspects: The Kardashians, the Royal Family, and the usual assholes in the media.
7. Your favorite household chore.
Getting up in the morning. I fucking hate chores.
12. Television programs you love but have gotten shit for liking.
Doctor Who, Star Trek, Attack on Titan (converted the guy to the show afterwards B)). I am surprised nobody has given me shit for liking Monty Python or Fawlty Towers because of their offensive content, but it hasn't happened
14. A hobby you have/find interesting that other people bother you over/make fun of.
Anime and video games
20. Free rant on whatever grinds your gears at the moment.
BUCKLE THE FUCK UP, SHIT IS ABOUT TO GET REAL.
FIRST, I DON'T WANT TO SAY I TOLD YOU SO, BUT I TOLD YOU SO. WHEN YOU ARE TRYING TO DETERMINE THE RATE OF DECOMPOSITION YOU ARE GOING TO NEED TO KNOW YOUR MASS BECAUSE GUESS WHAT, SHIT FUCKS,THINGS DECOMPOSE AT DIFFERENT RATES AND WILL PRODUCE DIFFERENT AMOUNTS OF CO2 DEPENDING ON SAID MASS (AND TYPE OF DEAD MATERIAL, BUT I FUCKING DIGRESS).
NEXT TOPIC! JUST BECAUSE YOU WORKED 36 HOURS SHIFTS BEFORE, DOES NOT BELITTLE THE FACT I AM TIRED AND FUCKING CRANKY AFTER HAVING LITTLE SLEEP AND STUDYING ALL DAY. YOU SIGNED UP FOR YOUR JOB, YOU KNOW THAT 36 HOUR SHIFTS ARE PART OF THE JOB. AND DON'T GET FUCKING DEFENSIVE WHEN I CALL YOU OUT ON YOUR SHIT. THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS WHY I WANT TO MOVE OUT.
FURTHERMORE, ALCOHOL IS NOT A FUCKING SOLUTION! IT! FUCKING! ISN'T! THERE IS NOTHING DISSOLVED IN ANYTHING TO PRODUCE AN ALCOHOL. AN ALCOHOL IS A TYPE OF HYDROCARBON MOLECULE. IT IS AN ORGANIC MOLECULE WITH AT LEAST ONE FUCKING HYDROXYL GROUP ATTACHED TO IT. ALCOHOL CAN ONLY BE A SOLVENT AND NOTHING MORE. YOU DON'T USE A FUCKING SOLVENT AND DISSOLVE A SOLUTE IN SAID SOLVENT TO CREATE ALCOHOL. YOU FERMENT ORGANIC MATTER.
ALSO THE SUN IS NOT ON FIRE, IT IS A GIANT SUPER HEATED PLASMA GOING THROUGH ONE GIGANTIC FUSION REACTION CONVERTING HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM.
Thank you, and goodnight.
