#m!wardenxmorrigan

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Oghren: So, you and the Grey Warden, huh? [chuckles]

Morrigan: I hope you're not referring to Alistair.

Oghren: Him? Does he even like girls?

Morrigan: I believe the matter is still up for debate.

Alistair: [sigh] I'm right here, you know.

Oghren: Anyway. You and the Grey Warden, huh?

Morrigan: Do you actually have a question, dwarf? Or is it your intention simply to leer and drool?

Oghren: Stick with the classics. Leer and drool.

Morrigan: I thought so.

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Morrigan: You do not approve of me, do you?

Wynne: You have to ask? I didn't realize I was being subtle.

Morrigan: Ah, the old cat still has her claws, I see. And you also do not approve of my involvement with our stalwart Grey Warden.

Wynne: You are dangerous, Morrigan. Dangerous, cunning and thoroughly deceitful. But you are beautiful, and he is young. It's a pity he doesn't know any better.

Morrigan: Why, Wynne, I do believe that is the first time you have ever offered a compliment. Thank you.

Wynne: Only you would take that as a compliment.

Morrigan: Listen, old woman. what happens between myself and him is not your concern. You can approve or not approve as you wish, but this is one thing you cannot influence and mold to your liking.

Wynne: So you say. I do hope that one day soon you will discover that neither is he.

Morrigan: You mistake my intent, old cat. And you are a fool.

Wynne: Am I? Well, let's hope so.

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Alistair: So what's the deal with you and him, anyway? Dare I ask?

Morrigan: Him? Him who? Is this supposed to mean something to me?

Alistair: You know exactly who I'm talking about. Mister Let's-Make-Kissy-Faces over there.

Morrigan: My, my, you are jealous, aren't you? Did I take your favorite Grey Warden away from you?

Alistair: What? I'm not jealous! I'm horrified.

Morrigan: Those blushing cheeks of yours tell a different tale

Alistair: These blushing cheeks are terrified that you'll suck all the blood out of them once you're done with him.

Morrigan: If I feel the need to suck on anything of yours, Alistair, you'll be the first to know.

Alistair: That... was so not what I meant.

Morrigan: Perhaps we should go and tell him together of your touching concerns? Perhaps he'll pay more attention to you if you ask nicely.

Alistair: Uh-huh. I think we're done here.

Morrigan: Done before you started, in fact.