#m ic

[strawberriroyalty]

> You noticed you ran out of conditioner. The one you normally got wouldn’t arrive for a few weeks so you’d have to settle on going out in public to get them. You hate that.

> You head to the closest store and go straight to the hair care aisle.

> You’re looking at two different name brand ones. Because you are a top dollar bitch.  You’re still reading over and hear a scream. Okay, you know that’s not common.

> When you look over you just see this giant ass troll and behind them what looks like a scared worker.

> What the hell is this. You see she runs off, and you decide you need to know what the hell he’s doing here. And making people cry.

What are y∘u even d∘ing?

[googlylamptrolls]

>> ...Well okay.

>> You wonder how long it’d take until they’d go away.

[shslbackatit]

"Somebody free me. I've been holed up in my basement skipping school for the past month or so playing Halo because apparently they don't have school breaks at the same time as American schools do and now I have a tiny blond running around who wants my head? Not even in the good way- the kid wants me dead."

"I pwn'ed a bunch of thirteen year olds, though. So I haven't wasted my entire life. Nice."