#m; patrick

[nicethought]

@wrongmindwrongplace

“Have you given one of these a listen?” I hold up my new, crisp Sony Walkman. It’s black with a set of headphones. The headband is silver and the cushions are a bright red that perfectly complement my scarlet Armani tie. “I find that cassette tapes produce a clearer sound than records and the intimacy of headphones create a much more personal experience that listening to music on even the finest sound system - or even CD player - could never rival.”

[nicethought]

@sanguine-soaked

“Just a second, sweetheart.” I’m talking on my Motorola DynaTAC Analog AMPS Mobile Phone. It was a gift from Evelyn, my fiance who I hate, from last Christmas. I’m talking to someone who is important enough to call me from their mobile phone, but not important enough for me to remember their name or who they are. “Okay, well, just get that settled and we’ll see what we can do about it tomorrow. Goodbye. Say ‘hi’ to the wife and kids.” I have no idea if they have a wife or kids, but I don’t care. It doesn’t matter because I’m now speaking to a beautiful woman in front of me. “Can I help you?”