#m.essage

[dvjungkook]

[text] Wait… are you serious?

[ ✉ ➨ Ga-in ] ..............yes? 

[ ✉ ➨ Ga-in ] i’m a little offended rn tbh

[ ✉ ➨ Ga-in ] look i might be young but i swear i’m a great kisser

[ ✉ ➨ Ga-in ] also i’m great at stealing stuff so if you ever need anything i’m your man 👌

[ ✉ ➨ Ga-in ] so you should give me a chance yeah 10/10 would highly recommend 👼

[dvjungkook]

[text] Are you trying to bribe me with sex?

[ ✉ ➨ #1 hottie ] if i said yes would you hold it against me?

[ ✉ ➨ #1 hottie ] …fuck i forgot that joke only works if i talk about your body

[ ✉ ➨ #1 hottie ] ok but seriously 

[ ✉ ➨ #1 hottie ] let’s #smang

[dvjungkook]

[ ✉ : storkling ] All you do all day is sit around and google pictures of baby animals!

[ ✉ ➨ mama bear ] ok ok ok but -- fight me?????????  

[ ✉ ➨ mama bear ] foxes are fucking cute as shit do you have no soul? 

[ ✉ ➨ mama bear ] i need one rn immediately ㅠㅠ

[dvjungkook]

[text - ?] I have no idea what you’re talking about

[ ✉ ➨ Junmyeon ] oh my god your life is so sad and empty

[ ✉ ➨ Junmyeon ] how do you not know fantastic baby? it’s only the song which saved all of south korean culture and possibly the world too

[ ✉ ➨ Junmyeon ] BOOM SHAKALAKA 

[dvjungkook]

[text] You’re going to hell for sure now.

[ ✉ ➨ Jiyeon ] ok i’m sorry that i fell asleep in a confessional and woke up with a boner

[ ✉ ➨ Jiyeon ] at least i was nice enough to tell the priest about that particular sin before hightailing it out of there  

[dvjungkook]

[text] You’re going to hell for sure now.

[ ✉ ➨ Heeyeon ] look i’ve known that my entire life 

[ ✉ ➨ Heeyeon ] but it was amazing i swear

[ ✉ ➨ Heeyeon ] stealing candy from a baby isn’t as easy as they say it is

[ ✉ ➨ Heeyeon ] babies have hella tight grip

[dvjungkook]

[txt - kookie] I'm just saying that you look a lot better without clothes on!

[ ✉ ➨ booty.mp3 ] i know right?

[ ✉ ➨ booty.mp3 ] finally somehow who speaks sense around here!

[ ✉ ➨ booty.mp3 ] [ attachment: photo ]

[ ✉ ➨ booty.mp3 ] enjoy! 👍

[dvjungkook]

[text] I have no idea what you’re talking about…

[ ✉ ➨ hello nurse ] who in this day and age doesn’t know what fisting is?

[ ✉ ➨ hello nurse ] you need to spend more time on the internet

[ ✉ ➨ hello nurse ] actually don’t look that up. you’ll probably hate me and i need a place to stay tonight