#m.n.d.

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Greetings. Due to circumstances outside of our control, there will be no video upload for the news today. However, not a lot of newsworthy events have happened today. The closest thing would either have to be that @adhd-faith-interpreter reblogged two trans related things within an hour and a half of each other, or @index-faith-messenger getting lyric pranked by the Prescrpits.

That will be all for today. Hopefully, tomorrow we will be able to do another proper news segment.

[misinterpreter-news-daily]

Two Critters, one Red and one Purple, have been spotted exploring IKEA. It appears that they have commandeered a cart as a mode of transport.

Thanks for informing us of the critters. We will send our head reporter, @lead-reporter-jaycub, over to the scene to check it out.

[misinterpreter-news-daily]

I would like to state that the way you worded your first report makes it sound like you are also clones, just with actual care for your employees.

Thanks for informing us. I suppose the wording should have been closer to "even if an employee were actually a clone..."

For some clarification, to our knowledge, we currently don't have any clones on staff. This is mainly because none have applied to work here, and we don't participate in cloning.