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i may be wrong but.... doesn’t sending in an ask.... off anon.... defeat the purpose, sister ti
Hello cat i am now once again resubmitting my humble offer wishing ud take up on it . If not its ok im chill vibes 😇😇😇 thinkin abt tht club date u talked about (with hyuck or jaem or john HAHAHHEHhe or mark ????) u can go crazy w the deets take it wherever ur heart wishes ........ but listen . do this only if u feel like it ok.., ty n ily
god, I am feeling club withdrawals like i haven’t been to one since february 😭😭 hmm has jaehyun fallen from graces since he’s not listed here? interesting 👀 anyway this was so hard to write because it’s like... pre pre foreplay LOL and I can’t write stuff like that and also refuse to write the word grind so idk what this is but I hope you enjoy (and ily 💓)
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You tug Donghyuck to you, bodies flush against each other in the already crowded space. The lights are flashing, the thumping music is blaring loudly through the speakers, your friends are scattered all throughout the club, and you can even see Johnny and his girlfriend in your periphery to the right, but you pay no attention to them.
“God, you’re really hot.” Your boyfriend mumbles in your ear, and you grin, eyes shining brightly as you sway slightly from the alcohol you had thrown back ten minutes ago. His hands are on your waist, cradling you gently but firm enough that you don’t topple over from the other dancing bodies.
You press against him even impossibly closer, smile widening impishly when you see his pupils dilate and his breath hitches in his throat. “You’re not too bad yourself.”
“Please, I’m stunning,” he snorts, leaning forward until his nose lightly grazes yours. “And you’re fucking gorgeous. We’re the hottest couple here.”
“Oh, yeah? Well, as the hottest couple here...” You lean forward and press your lips against his before pulling away, eyes gleaming.
“Let’s give them a show worth watching.”
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An alternate offer would be sungchan dog
You’re chasing after your dog, who has decided that the best thing to do is run away as fast as possible from the person who has raised her, fed her, cuddled her, loved her for all four years of her life the minute you took off her leash at the park. Can you believe it? The absolute audacity of this bitch (Literally).
Your dog runs over the top of the hill and to the other side, and you’re about to pass out, but you persevere and finally make it to the other side as well, huffing and puffing harder than the wolf from the three little pigs. And there, you see the traitor sitting innocently in a tall boy’s arms.
“Where’s your owner... Luna?” He reads the shiny tag on your dog’s collar aloud.
“Luna!” You call out, and her ears perk up towards you as her tongue lolls out and her tail wags excitedly.
The boy turns towards you before glancing down at the dog happily nestling herself in his arms once more. “Hey, Luna, your owner is really cute.”
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hello, i have arrived in the land of luvdsc issuing a request to please enlighten the rest of your readers, as i was perusing the musical motion pictures of nct dreamies, and thought to myself, i would like jisung as a baby brother, chenle as my cousin, and donghyuck a family friend. then i paused. and pondered, what does CAT think ??? miss cat ???? any comments ????
apologies as i forgot to elaborate, i meant to inquire, within nct, how would you assign them as if they were to exist in your actual life? many thanks. warm regards.
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MXJDKDKMD omg ti, your texting style here is throwing me off LOL also not at how I read hyuck as your family member and was like ??? sweet home alabama for you I guess 💀💀 hmmm tbh I feel like some of nct would be strangers to me or like, I wouldn’t bother with wanting to meet them rip but alrighty, pls let me know if you want me to elaborate on any of them :’) these are all actual people I met in my life !!
taeil — random grad student I met in a lecture I went to for extra credit
johnny — my friend who was a frat president candidate but forfeited his position because he kept advocating for mark to join his frat, even tho all his frat bros didn’t want mark to join and they put mark through hell with hazing but mark still made it
taeyong — the super pretty boy in my drawing class whom I sat next to and he was really shy at first but then started to talk more and initiated conversations and laughed at all my jokes
yuta — hot frat dude who pops up at every party I go to and we take shots together every time. 10/10 would trust him to watch my drink
kun — TA for one of my coding classes and I went to his office hours once for help but he had no idea what to do so I never went back again
doyoung — that one obnoxious infuriating know it all who’s somehow always in my classes and one time, his question was so long that the prof was like “sorry I just couldn’t muster up enough concentration to listen to all of that” and moved on (this is a true story and I love that prof)
ten — the guy who knows where to get all the good stuff but doesn’t actually use it himself. he’s also super fun to party with
jaehyun — the dude all the girls think is hot but when you actually hooked up with him, the sex was mediocre but at least his face was nice to look at
winwin — my good friend who models and walks the runways for NYFW and was one of the people I body painted and took pics of for my final project
jungwoo — one of my good friends/suitemates whom I found eating cereal and vegetarian enchiladas sitting on the couch armrest in our living room in the dark one time
lucas — the nice fratboy who’s always down to go out and get in n out at midnight or go to 7/11 with me at 3 am for some nachos and taquitos
mark — that one freshman who tries really hard to rush a frat (see johnny’s description for more detail)
hendery — my roommate who’s one of my closest friends and knows all the good parties and the most fun person to go clubbing with. he and ten are best friends
xiaojun — the guy from the robotics club who said hi to me and I was like ??? and he was like “you don’t remember me, do you?” yikes rip sorry dude
renjun — one of my bestest friends whom I enjoy clowning all the time because his reactions are funny plus our humor matches well all the time. we have weekly ramen and boba tea sessions where we just shit talk the people in our lives. we also binge watch every single season of bones and criminal minds together on netflix and go through tinder to make fun of profiles together with haechan
jeno — that one attractive sophomore on the school’s baseball team in my 3D design class during my junior year and he was fun to flirt with but ultimately, I refuse to go out with an underclassman or someone younger than me ndjdjdjd
haechan — my other bestest friend whom I shit talk with and we clown our other best friend all the time aka renjun. we lay out our blankets on the campus lawns and sunbathe and eat our poke bowls. he’s my go to buddy to try new restaurants with. we end up interning at the same place and accepting our job offers and we go shopping and get dinner together after work every friday
jaemin — that one engineering major who’s super charismatic and involved in everything at school, like he does campus tours for incoming freshman and all that jazz and the freshman girls are always starry eyed around him, and he’s really sweet, and we’re not close but we always say hi and talk whenever we see each other
yangyang — the freshman who thinks he’s such a hotshot but drinks way too much at his first party and ends up throwing up in a bush as the girl he was attempting to flirt with awkwardly pats his back and has to call an uber for him
shotaro — the one person in group projects who genuinely tries his hardest to contribute but all his contributions are lowkey useless but I don’t have the heart to tell him that
sungchan — my friend on the lacrosse team and one time, I saw him skateboard straight into the glass door with a loud bang and fall over and then quickly get up and pretend that didn’t happen but jokes on him, I saw and laughed my ass off and we made eye contact and he almost died from embarrassment
chenle — the one guy who’s super loud at every single sports games and is super enthusiastic and into team spirit and the referee has to ask him to calm down at one point
jisung — the baby freshman I adopt and I will fight anyone who hurts him. I always buy him food, and he likes to tell me about his day and what he did everyday and discusses his classes with me. He made me a friendship bracelet which wasn’t the best but he tried :’)
a third option if i may methinks would be a cute beach date w mark heuheuehe HEHE so yes ... if u do choose to pick my ask ... its either club, dog, or beach !!! :-)
“Hey, babe, look at this!” Mark ventures out further into the water, reaching down to pull out a sand dollar.
“It’s really pretty,” you say, coming closer to admire the smooth shell. “That’s so cool, it looks like a flower on the front.”
“Yeah, it’s—”
The two of you had failed to notice the impeding wave, and it comes crashing down. You manage to keep your footing, but Mark flounders, pinwheeling his arms before falling flat on his butt. You’re unable to stop yourself from laughing, peals of laughter bursting forth as your boyfriend looks up at you with his puppy eyes in shock.
You lean down and give him a quick kiss, and his eyes widen even more, face turning redder than the sunburn that’ll show up on him a few hours later.
You grin at him, pulling him back up. “Sorry, you just looked too cute, and I couldn’t resist.”
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i thought about you just now and im hoping youre having a good day today my love ! <3
hi, ti <3 ahhh, thank you for thinking of me and sending this sweet message 💗!! i needed it :D *offers hugs*
How’ve you been? Hope you’re having a good day too!
Ok so listen . Miss Cat . Okay . I just finished pussy blocked (FINALLY) aft my immune system gave me a goddamn break . Fk . Alright . I need a breather . Cos uve literally reduced me into a speechless breathless mess like . Okay . U rly wrote it up in a way that was incredibly beautiful and poetic, but at the same time u managed to capture the nuances of the emotions involved in the narratives/experiences involved in the story so darn poignantly n accurately it makes me cry .
U also somehow managed to pull us from that whole chaos of a hurricane into the eye of the hurricane (see wt i did there ? Ok) in the end, transforming this fic from just angst into some dazzling coming of age literary work encouraging its reader to go through the common motions of life: pain, acceptance, and with time, growth. Yea u made a commitment phobe once agn look at the beauty of just pure love n yearn for the possibilities that can happen (aha) . I say, what an Amazing Feat .
Ngl ive said this to u millions of times before but girlie u rly just straight up ghostwrote my experiences how dare u but also thank u and i love u . U the writing mvp . I sincerely hope u nvr stop writing . (in whatever form) bc this beauty deserves to be retained in this world alright !!!! Cheesy but true . Thank u for making me cry with ur fics agn .
*straight up wrote a retelling thing of my experience . Damn . U knw wt i meant . Fic so good got me brain all janky
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Haha tysm ti ! 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
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LMAO ok anyway let’s move onto my real response to queen ti !!!! 💓💓💓 i hope your immune system is thriving and doing good now kajsfas and i too need a breather because your message (and entire goddess existence 💕) has reduced em into a speechless breathless mess 😭 you’re saying so many nice things about my writing and my heart just did a thing !!!! like it skipped a beat, did somersaults and cartwheels, swelled 1982349082134x bigger omg i’m sooo happy that you like my writing style and that you thought i captured the emotions well like i tried really hard to put more thought and personal feelings into this fic than i have in any of my other fics 🤧💖
i see the hurricane reference 👀 funny story, i was trying to figure out a poetic way to describe jeno and yn to make a better impact with the climax of the story and i literally just googled “can there be two hurricanes at the same time” and “is there a word for two hurricanes crashing” LOL askdjfhalksjfd you described my fic so nicely omg i might cry 😭😭💞 i call it an indecisive fuckgirl fic, but you really called it a coming of age work that encapsulates life’s choices and aspects 🤧💟💟💟 asihflawushdfaks just like when you told me this about sweeter than honey, i am once again so honored that my writing has made you feel this way about love 🥺🥺💗💗
also the ghostwriting part omg ma’am you don’t know how happy i am to know that you jsut get me, yknow?? like i can talk about literally any experience and you’re like yes. same i know how you feel bUT YOU ACTUALLY DO KNOW EXACTLY HOW I FEEL???? wow is this what soulmates feel like ahsdfkljasd the universe knew we’d be too powerful together so they put us on separate sides of the world 🤧 but we still managed to become friends which btw !!! is also so interesting because i was gonna shut down this blog in march 2020 since my life got too busy but that plan was shot down because of the pandemic. and then you started reading and being active on tumblr because of the pandemic too and now look where we are 💞💞 ok anyway enough of my rambling and back to my original point - when i was writing pussy blocked and discussing it, you understood yn and me so perfectly because like i said, you just get it ajksfhs i was terrified that people were gonna hate my yn character whom i hold so closely to my heart and this was me stepping out of my comfort zone (aka bff2l fluff fics), but you related to yn and encouraged me so thank you so much for that, miss ti ilysm this fic wouldn’t have been completed without you 💗💗 ilysm queen ti and i also hope you never stop creating art !!!!! i’ll always be your biggest fan, i would literally cover the walls of my future apartment with all your pretty paintings and drawings and fill my book shelves with your poetry 🤍🌷✨