#m9 posting

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Caleb Widogast with a "you must be this evil to ride" shirt with a picture of Essek, Astrid and Wulf on it

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Actual footage of me trying to figure out how we can get Caduceus, Essek, Molly, Widomauk AND Shadowgast in the M9 animated:

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Modern M9's coffee habits:

Fjord: black drip coffee, has a Mr. Coffee from the 80s that he refuses to get rid of because it works just fine. Says he makes a damn fine cup of coffee but it's actually super fucking bitter bc Vandran drank bitter black coffee so Fjord only learned to drink bitter black coffee.

Molly: something with caramel sauce and extra espresso and enough whipped cream for him to eat it with his tongue to give Caleb a heart attack. Yes, he fellates the straw.

Beau: 5 hour energy shots, one after the other, pounded like a frat boy.

Jester: shes an Alani girly, her favorite is the cotton candy and yes she will shotgun it and then crush the can to use in her art.

Nott: Irish coffee. Its mostly Irish whiskey. It's nearly all whiskey.

Yasha: Another drip coffee, with a good dark roast and a little bit of cream.

Caduceus: Does not like coffee, but will fuck up a fancy hot chocolate.

Caleb: the highest tolerance of the lot. A normal cup does nothing for him, he needs at least 7 shots to feel anything. In his Uni days he was known for crushing No Doz and snorting it like coke to cope with finals. Astrid once witnessed him mix Cafe Bustelo with Red Bull and chug. He didn't even get the shakes.

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I just know Owelia was mad as hell that even after Bren cracked and got shoved into the sanitorium Astrid and Wulf still wouldn't let her in the polycule

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Modern AU Widomauk where Caleb is very intent on doing his duolingo despite the fact he's doing casual drugs with Molly and tells him "no, you cannot do my duolingo, you will fuck it up."

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I love how the third guys name is technically Dane but we all call him Replacement Bren

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If I could do tiktok edits I'd make one of Beau to that "daddy's home" song bc you know she calls herself daddy

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Watching all the new critters watching M9 stream has me so excited, they are in for such a surprise! Welcome to the show everyone!