#m:perry

[skiwalkerrey-a]

( ✉ → sms ) plea se eh elep me im drunk and i dotn know whe re i am ( ✉ → sms ) and next time you feel like calling me… don’t. ( ✉ → sms ) [ File Attached: 001329. jpg ] of all the drunk pictures i have of you, this one is my favorite.(Perry and Victor)

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plea se eh elep me im drunk and i dotn know whe re i am

{Perry → Vic} You honestly have the worst timing I have shit on the stove I can’t leave unattended. {Perry → Vic} God dammit. You’re lucky Trixie is headed this way anyways. STAY WHERE YOU ARE I’ll come find you. 

and next time you feel like calling me… don’t.

{Perry → Vic} Right. Cause YOU’RE the one who has the right to get pissed. Got it. 

of all the drunk pictures i have of you, this one is my favorite.

{Perry → Vic} Fucccckkkk offfff{Perry → Vic} Have I been nothing but a saint to you?? {Perry → Vic} ........I’m a good person. 

[skiwalkerrey-a]

( ✉ → sms ) even when i’m durnk ic ant sotp thinking about oyu / ( ✉ → sms ) my life would be so much easier without you. [Beau and Perry]

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even when i’m durnk ic ant sotp thinking about oyu

{Perry → Beau} It’s a testament to my charming personality. {Perry → Beau} Thanks for letting me know that you’re always thinking about me though. 💋 

my life would be so much easier without you.

{Perry → Beau} Right back at ya, babe. Too bad it looks like we’re stuck with each other, huh?

[skiwalkerrey-a]

( ✉ → sms ) why dotn you ever call me anymore huh / ( ✉ → sms ) you never meant anything to me, anyway. / ( ✉ → sms ) should i get pizza or chicken wings for dinner? [Trix and Perry]

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why dotn you ever call me anymore huh

{Perry → Trixie} Because I literally see you almost every day?{Perry → Trixie} But from now on I’ll make it a point to call you so much you’ll wish you never mentioned it. 

you never meant anything to me, anyway.

{Perry → Trixie} After everything you can’t even say this to my face? {Perry → Trixie} Keep pushing people away Trix. Eventually they’ll stop coming back. 

should i get pizza or chicken wings for dinner?

{Perry → Trixie} Both??? And I’m coming over?? Thanks for the invite. 

[skiwalkerrey-a]

✆ ☎ ⁇ ø ✘ & ツ % $ Vic and Perry

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for a MORNING text. 

{Perry → Vic} If that’s you rattling around downstairs ALREADY. 

for a RUSHED text. 

{Perry → Vic} One of the kids is missing. Tell your boss to get every man he’s got on the street NOW. 

for a DRUNK text.

{Perry → Vic} Beer and potion making 10/10 would recommend. {Perry → Vic} working on a potion to FIX YOUR DAMN ATTITUDE. {Perry → Vic} jk I wouldn’t change a thing abut you.

for a LATE NIGHT text.

{Perry → Vic} Thanks for getting the little ones home. If you’re not ready to crash yet, I made too much dinner, and there’s more than enough for you. 

for a HATEFUL text.

{Perry → Vic} Just got back to find every window in my place shattered. {Perry → Vic} I know this isn’t your fault kid, that you didn’t start this war. But you and your fucking boss and his fucking friends always camped around is dragging my life into it and I’ve had enough. {Perry → Vic} I didn’t fight you guys parking outside my shop for no reason. I better not see any of you around here. No reason to let Nate know cause I’m already on my way to him. 

for a LOVING text.

{Perry → Vic} You’re doing alright kid. I know you have your days where you feel like you’re shit on the bottom of a shoe, but you’re not. {Perry → Beau} The kids love you, and I’m finding you tolerable. I know it’s hard, but keep your chin up.  

for an EXCITED text.

{Perry → Vic} HERB GUY CAME THROUGGGHHH. I just got CASES of some of the freshest shit from India and you better get here soon cause I’m starting to experiment in 10 seconds. 

for a CURIOUS text.

{Perry → Vic } Could you maybe, possibly come to the shop when you get a minute? I may or may not have gotten myself into a bit of a pickle. 

for an ACCIDENTAL text.

{Perry → Vic} I know I give you a lot of grief about the kid, but, I like having him around. We got ourself a good one with this charity case. 

[skiwalkerrey-a]

✉, ✆, ⁇, ✿, ø, %, ツ - Perry and Beau

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for a text that WASN’T SENT. 

{Perry → Beau} Do you resent it? I know you use it for good a lot of the time - stopping me when you feel something and things like that, but I can’t imagine it’s all one sided? 

for a MORNING text. 

{Perry → Beau} Alright the suns not up so I know you’re probably really irritated but I need you to pick up some thistle root ASAP. {Perry → Beau} Vic just left like three hours ago so I can’t ask him to come back already and I can’t leave this shit in the pot by itself. {Perry → Beau} I’LL OWE YOU which is frightening to even suggest but I really need your help! 

for a DRUNK text.

{Perry → Beau} Y’all should run in front of my shop shirtless more often. THOSE ABS GIVE ME LIFEEEE{Perry → Beau} G et it? 

for a SUGGESTIVE text.

{Perry → Beau} Kids are home and I told Vic to go far far from here. The place is empty for the first time in ages and you’re the first person who came to mind. {Perry → Beau} Don’t take too long. 

for a LATE NIGHT text.

{Perry → Beau} I’ve been doing some reading - I know we haven’t talked much about it, or how it affects you, but there’s quite a few side effects to natural necromancy. {Perry → Beau} I know when I’ve done it with potions, it exhausts the hell out of me, so I figured I’d try some things. {Perry → Beau} I don’t know, it’s late, and you’ve done a lot, so I figured any way I could help, I’d want to. {Perry → Beau} I’ll need a few days, but you’ll have some stuff for energy, and one to strengthen your mind cause, I’ve read that can be the worst damage. {Perry → Beau} PLEASE let me know if I’m overstepping here. I get it if that’s a part of you that you don’t want me to see, but, I want it to be. 

for a CURIOUS text.

{Perry → Beau} What’s your favorite food? {Perry → Beau} No questions, only answers and if you say “any food” I swear to god. 

for an EXCITED text.

{Perry → Beau} HOLY SHIT. I FINALLY GOT THE GOD DAMN POTION RIGHT. I thought I was gonna die before I bottled it. {Perry → Beau} I know it’s a stupid thing to celebrate but, I’ve got beer, and I’m ecstatic so it only seems appropriate. Come when you can? 

[skiwalkerrey-a]

✉, ✆, ø, ツ, % - Trix and Perry

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for a text that WASN’T SENT. 

{Perry → Trixie} I can still see it - even years later you haven’t let yourself go. {Perry → Trixie} It’s still a part of you that you hold close to your chest. {Perry → Trixie} It’s okay to remind yourself of where you came from, but don’t let it hold you back. 

for a MORNING text. 

{Perry → Trixie} You’re much more reliable, but I just gotta double check that my kids who’re old enough to drink didn’t get too shit faced to wake up for their shifts. {Perry → Trixie} So, rise and shine. 

for a LATE NIGHT text.

{Perry → Trixie} Considering we’re basically on the same sleep schedule, I’m not gonna say sorry, cause I doubt you’re asleep. Wynwood is having a drum circle and I can hear it from the roof. Come join if you’re up for it. 

for an EXCITED text.

{Perry → Trixie} HEY!! There’s a MOB of people in front of your mural on Carnaby!! I’M SO PROUD OF YOU! 

for a CURIOUS text.

{Perry → Trixie} Do you have a rune for not getting distracted when brewing? Asking for a friend. 

[skiwalkerrey-a]

✉, ✆, ø, %, $ - Perry and Nate

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for a text that WASN’T SENT.

{Perry → Nate} Be smarter than this Nate. {Perry → Nate} You don’t need to keep jumping through hoops. {Perry → Nate} It ends if you want it to, and it won’t if you don’t. 

for a MORNING text.

{Perry → Nate} If you could get one of you lackeys to bring over doughnuts, I’ve got a shop full of kids who need sugar to keep on living. 

for a LATE NIGHT text.

{Perry → Nate} One of you manservants refuses to leave the front of shop under strict orders from YOU. {Perry → Nate} I mean, Christ, can you at least let him sit? He was told he had to stand as is till I’m ready to leave, and I won’t be ready to leave for a few hours and I’m afraid he’s gonna pass out. 

for a CURIOUS text.

{Perry → Nate} How’d you get into this mess of a profession?{Perry → Nate} We talk about a lot, but never how you became a drug lord. {Perry → Nate} Maybe it’s none of my business, but all things considered, I’m intrigued. 

for an ACCIDENTAL text.

{Perry → Nate} The local food bank has a few boxes of near expired food they’re giving me. Be a champ and pick it up?{Perry → Nate} Fuck. Be a champ and ignore that? Granted I love ordering you around, that wasn’t meant for you.