#maaaaaaaaaaaaa

[aphe-blog]

Just discovered the existence of Gotland sheep and honestly! The style, the grace, the fearless beauty 😍 Who knew I had such strong opinions on woolly little gits?

[daince]

@foxnthief

“ M-maybe you shouldn’t try to ride the sheep. “

[darkcrowdo]

idk

[fractal-bright-blog]

my mom and one of her clients are talking about how nice another woman's ass looks in this pencil skirt my mom altered for her and is anyone in my family straight

[fractal-bright-blog]

i'm going home today and mommy's making me chicken curry I KNEW I WAS THE FAVOURITE <3

ALSO GOT A DATE WITH MY EYEBROW LADY COS EYEBROW GAME WEAK AS FUCK 

[buttonmoo]

I've psyched myself up

to go to the o2 tonight (2twottoototwo22222!!1!1!) to try and maybe sneak/slip inside the arena to watch The Rolling Stones. Failing that I will haggle with a shitty ticket tout but I can't see them going for anything less than £150.

[waitingfordoomsday]

My mommy is coming in 5 days and my grandma is coming in 6!

Can't wait to eat good food and yell MAAAAAAAAA whenever I lose her in crowds and hear Grams' crazy stories about her 2 week long vacation where she apparently passed out in a restaurant oh gosh I love my insane family even though they drive me up the wall and sometimes put me through hell.

[noamchimpsky]

when did i suddenly get high?