[MSG:] I TOLD YOU TO GO TO BED EIGHT HOURS AGO
[MSG]: DON’T YOU TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
[MSG]: You should be thankful for me, you know. All those years I would suck it up and watch over you when Puck went out of town and even all the torture crap that you put me through, I still have been the totally fantastic to you!
[MSG]: God, just because you wear big girl panties now and can drink big girl drinks at big girl bars does not MEAN that you can drunk text me these absurd thingies!
[MSG]: Your brother is going to be so MAD at you.








