#macschoen

[michaelfastbender]

macschoen replied to your post "macschoen replied to your post "macschoen replied..."

About your dick

I'm prepared to send photographic evidence.

[michaelfastbender]

macschoen replied to your post "macschoen replied to your post "Chris Evans's..."

That's what they WANT you to think!

About Chris's eyelashes or my dick?

[michaelfastbender]

macschoen replied to your post "Chris Evans's eyelashes are longer than my dick."

Yo dick sounds ¼ inch

I was merely using hyperbole to point out the fact that Chris Evans's eyelashes are hella long. My dick is a perfectly normal size.

[michaelfastbender]

Eleven Questions

tagged by captainjamestiberiusperfecthaair RULES: 1. Always post the rules. 2. Answer the questions from the person who tagged you and make 11 new questions. 3. Tag 11 people and link them to your post. 4. Let the people you've tagged know you've tagged them. QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS: 1. What do you want to do with your life? I have no idea. As long as I end up sharing a home that I genuinely love living in with a guy that I'm genuinely in love with, I don't really care what I do with my life. 2. What's the craziest thing you've ever done? I let my ten-year-old cousin pierce my ear when I was nine. 3. Do you have any pets? I have a cat. She's kind of a bitch. 4. What's your favorite movie? It's from 1963 and it's called Charade. 5. Who's your celebrity crush? It's a tie between Michael Fassbender and (more recently) Chris Pine. 6. What brought you into Tumblr? My desire to have a blog. Also, a guy named Adam Clifton. 7. Have you ever been to Comic Con? Nope. There was a video game convention going on when I went to get my last haircut though and I saw a bunch of people in costumes walking down the sidewalk. 8. What was the last movie you saw? Transformers: Dark of the Moon. 9. What countries have you traveled to? Canada, England, Holland, Costa Rica, France, the Bahamas, and Scotland. 10. What is your favorite ice cream flavor? Coffee. 11. Do you have Netflix? Yep. MY QUESTIONS: 1. What's your favorite TV show? 2. What's your favorite vegetable? 3. What's your favorite animal? 4. Who's your favorite superhero? 5. What's the best thing that happened to you in the past week? 6. What country that you've never travelled to do you most want to travel to? 7. Would you rather win a year's supply of butter or a year's supply of jelly beans? 8. Would you rather live in a world without cellular phones or a world without Tumblr? 9. What's the meanest thing you've ever done to someone? 10. What would be your weapon-of-choice during the zombie apocalypse? 11. Do you have any siblings?

[michaelfastbender]

One of my sisters lives in New York City.

I'm pretty sure that sometime in June my mom, my dad, my other sister and I are all going to sail there and visit her.

[michaelfastbender]

I was going to go out tonight...

but my cat turned into a psycho bitch when I went into the hallway for five seconds to use my neighbor's wifi and now every time I open the door to go inside my apartment to get my phone, shoes, and keys, my cat hisses and yowls at me like she's going to tear my fucking head off if I actually step through the doorway.

[michaelfastbender]

I thought I was the only one awake at this hour on a Saturday.

Then I went on Tumblr and shit got real.