#madame loki

[weneedhelp]

we just need madame loki for a full house

pookie you called?

[silenthill]

Have you ever been disembowled?! That shit is NOT GOOD.

I'm laughing so hard wtf why did I yell this at my roommate help.

[silenthill]

ALISON DID YOU AND NATHAN WATCH JESUS CAMP WITHOUT ME.

[ibisvilen]

madame loki replied to your post: So after all that bullshit with car ba...

Im not trying to be insensitive and Im sorry you got burned but… it kind of looks like DickButt…

it looks more like a 3 to me and also it's hard to take a pic/see but the burn has a kind of square patch all along my upper left shoulder on my back and shoulder blade so it's kinda hard for me to think of it as one of my most hated memes of all time when a good 1/3 of my upper back is burned

Edit: seriously tho no offense taken im just tired and I'll probably go to the doctor tomorrow maybe i can get someone to give me a lift to the clinic while my car is in the shop if it still looks bad.

[the-organic-dynamic]

It's always good to hear that you don't leave a crusty, undesirable, coniferous stank everywhere

actual text message sent from my dumb phone

[the-organic-dynamic]

I thought you were going to be 2srooky's roommate? Is this incorrect?

It certainly is! I'm living in housing provided by my school, with a classmate of mine. She's living with madame-loki, at the spot that's really close to my apartment. 

We aren't living in the same house, but we are going to be in the same city!

[the-organic-dynamic]

Bleez's Los Angeles Adventure: Itinerary Day

I just documented all of the driving directions to California, as well as the route to get to my friends' houses. Oof-da.

Needless to say, looking at driving directions makes it look way, way shorter than it really is, considering how long I stay on various interstates. e.g the 500 miles through the entirety of Utah on the same highway should keep me busy. 

Anyways, I will be within 20mins biking of my friends in Cali, meaning I will have a glorious workout to see wonderful people all the time. I have yet to hear where my classes or internship are being held, however.. I hope the distance is equally attractive. 

Suffice to say, I am, once again, one step closer to the adventure of a lifetime. I'm getting far too excited to stop now; the Bleez-train is about to roll out, and it's going to be awesome!

[the-organic-dynamic]

How was your day/weekend with 2srooky did you do anything fun did you guys get into trouble we need feedback all we got to see was you two dressed up what the heck did you two even do we need a whole story because she hasn't spilled the beans

Well, here's the highlights:

Friday: 

I flew/drove in

We went out to prom dinner (I had some steak medallions w/goat cheese, very exquisite)

We went to prom (dancing, photobooth pictures, professional photographer, etc.)

I got to drive a super fancy car, which was awesome

Saturday:

Saw Captain America: Winter Soldier (a great flick)

Went walking around various places to visit in town

Hibachi grill lunch

CANDY

Pissed off a truck driver in town (closest thing to getting in trouble all weekend. Nothing happened, some guy with a lift kit was trying to be assertive, and I was just more assertive)

Sunday:

Schoolboy Q

Leftover hibachi breakfast

Skyping with madame-loki

Singing/guitar playing

Travelling back home (complete with an extra 1.5hrs delay on my flight; not so fun)