#madcom jebediah

[originalmadcom]

Hofnarr: Goyle said it! He never lies!

Jeb: Oh, really.

Hofnarr: He never lies…

[orderly-anon]

hello ! i really enjoyed the sheriff hc’s :) i was wondering if you can write any romantic headcanons for Jebediah ?

thank you <3

Oh? This'll be fun!

//DOCTOR JEBEDIAH CHRISTOFF\\

ROMANTIC HCS

Prescription: General Yandere Romantic Headcanons

Side Affects: Obsessive Behavior, Delusional Thoughts, Implied Murder, Stalking, Panic attack

Doctor's Notes: Reader is a random grunt. Takes place after the Fall of Nexus.

READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.

]] Jebediah does not form attachments easily. At least, he tries not to.

]] But you were. . . different. Maybe he was only attracted to you aesthetically, but he wouldn't ever say so. He was convinced that you needed him from the moment he saw you.

]] He didn't mean to stalk you, he just wanted to keep you safe! Without your knowing consent, inevitably.

]] Jeb believes himself to be a savior. Your savior. He needs to protect you from everyone he distrusts Hank and his dissenter friends, and he will do whatever it takes to do that.

]] He would never kidnap you, but he would try to weasel himself into your life.

]] Your first meeting with him was. . . a doozy.

]] "Be not afraid." "WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, THIS IS THE SCARIEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE."

]] Noticing the blood on his hands, you take a step back. He takes a step forward and repeats his statement. "Be not afraid," he growled.

]] You whimpered, and tears sprang to your eyes. He noticed this and quickly approached.

]] Most grunts like affection, yes? So surely you would too. He places a hand on your cheek as you devolve further into panic.

]] He gently shushes you, guiding you to a seated position. He smiles at you. "Your savior is here."

"And I will keep you safe forever."

[buglenitri]

hes unpleased.

[originalmadcom]

JEBEDIAH: He definetly uses pronouns...

HANK: Every one uses pronouns.

TRICKY: SPEAK FOR SELF DON'T

[originalmadcom]

Jeb, looking in the mirror: Is that… me?

Tricky: OF COURSE IT’S YOU!

Jeb: Get a gun and shoot me.

[originalmadcom]

Phobos: We are a family, aren’t we? I’m the dad, Crackpot is the pet—

Jeb: You? The dad?

Phobos: Well… yeah.

[originalmadcom]

Phobos: You need to defeat my homonculus

Jeb: Why do you keep making those.

Phobos: You should support my creative endeavors.

[originalmadcom]

Sanford: When I’m happy, I say…

Jeb: “Bitches love my moustache!”

Sanford: Okay, haha!

Jeb: Alright, uh… When I’m sad, I say…

Deimos: “This time I’m really gonna do i—“

2BDAMNED: Hello?

Deimos: HAHAHAHA!

2BDAMNED: That’s the best one. Okay, that’s the best one.