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Just the Two of Us (Part 1)
You drag Nicky to the private hot tub for some fun, but Nicky has other plans for what fun means tonight…
word count: 1,965
warnings: a bit o' biting, implied desire to receive oral
Reader is Gender-neutral! (they/them pronouns)
This is an NSFW fic! Be responsible and respectful of my boundaries!!! (check pinned post on my blog)
✦ Just Az ✦
The First Whisper Coos (Az lore)
the touchstarved server has inspired me to write this poor lad's core lore. enjoy!
CW- Heavily implied SA, death, light religious trauma, depictions of audio and visual hallucinations, angst
Words: 733
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“You are forbidden from touching my hands. You needn’t be enlightened. You only need to be by my side.”
Pov- you wake up and see Captain Nicky enjoying a sunrise 🥴
✨Connor and Nicky Incorrect quotes Pt. 3✨
because i need to ease myself back into creating bc APPARENTLY trying to jump straight back in produces nothing. here's the lovely generator used!
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Chris: I lost Connor.
Nicky: How did you LOSE Connor?!
Chris: To be fair, they are very small.
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Chris: Dinosaurs aren't extinct. I mean, Nicky is walking in this room.
Connor: *wheezes in "older than Nicky"*
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Chris: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?
Connor: We're chopsticks!
Chris: Well... that's cute!
Chris: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly?
Nicky: No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.
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Nicky, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey, Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Connor, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home and having my kids.
Chris: What the fuck are you guys doing?
Nicky: Playing systemic oppression.
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Chris: So, what's it like living with Connor?
Nicky: They once referred to sand as "heterosexual glitter."
Chris: ...
Nicky: I love them so much.
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Nicky: I haven't seen Chris and Connor for fifteen minutes now.
*Outside a nearby window, a car without a driver inside is seen rolling down a driveway, with Chris and Connor running after it in a panic. Nicky doesn't look outside at all.*
Nicky: That probably means they're getting into trouble.
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Nicky: Guess what number I’m thinking of.
Chris: 420?
Nicky: No, that’s really immature of you. Someone else guess, and please take this seriously.
Connor: 69.
Nicky: Yeah it was 69.
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(the New York ending)
Connor: What do I get?
Nicky: A night of fashion, mischief, mayhem, and possible death.
Connor: Ooh, check, check, and check; not sure about that last one.
Nicky: It won't be you.
Connor: I'll get my coat.
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(Chris made an excess of pasta and asked Nicky and Connor for advice)
Nicky: You made enough pasta that you could take it to lunch tomorrow. Put it in a container.
Connor: Shovel the pasta into your face. Do it. Put it in your face. The future is meaningless but the pasta is now.
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(Connor neglected to tell Nicky that too much caffeine makes his heartrate explode and almost fainted)
Nicky: Connor is restricted to decaf for the rest of this adventure.
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Connor, peeling a banana: May I take your jacket, sir? Hahahaha.
Nicky: Do you think other people can’t hear you?
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Nicky: Connor is playing hard to get.
Nicky: Little does he know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.
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Nicky: What is wrong with you?
Connor: Loaded question. Elaborate.
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Nicky: That’s the key slice of truth we need to complete the entire truth pie.
Connor: Ooh, can we get some actual pie?
Nicky: I like the way you think.
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(Hollywood ending)
Nicky, contemplating real hard with the actors:... i feel like doing something stupid
Connor, without missing a beat and quickly looking up from the script he's reading: Im stupid!
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Ralph: What’s up with Connor? They’ve been laying on the floor for like….an hour now?
Chris: They're just a little overwhelmed.
Ralph: Why?
Chris: Nicky smiled at them.
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Connor: This food is too hot... I cant eat it.
Nicky: You’re very hot, and I still eat you.
Everyone at the table: *silence*
Chris: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!
Ralph: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!
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Nicky, setting down a card: Ace of spades.
Chris, pulling out an Uno card: +4.
Connor, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you!
Ralph, trembling: What are we playing?!
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Nicky: I like to think of myself as a semi responsible adult here.
Chris: Connor is 70% of your impulse control and you know this Nicky.
Connor: I feel like Nicky is the more responsible one of us two though.
Nicky: We are both 70% of each others' impulse control.
Connor: Just two lil beasts in pinwheel hats spinning on the merry-go-round at dangerous velocities, holding each other’s hands so the other doesn’t fall off.
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Connor: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?
Chris: *crouches down*
Ralph: *kneels down*
Nicky: *sits on the floor*
Connor:
Connor: I hate all of you.
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Chris: What do you want then?
Ralph: Er… something work related.
Chris: What department is this?
Ralph: Sorry?
Chris: Well, if it’s work related you’d obviously know what department this is. What department is this?
Ralph: *looks at Connor and Nicky* Some sort of homosexual department?
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Connor: I told Chris to grab snacks for everyone.
Ralph, looking through the options: Why did you grab fruit snacks? Are you five? Who even likes Fruit Snacks?
*Connor, Chris, and Nicky raise their hands*
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(Connor would probably end up in a hospital if this actually happened)
Nicky: Today at 7 am, Connor poured a Monster energy drink in their coffee, said "I'm going to die" and drank the whole thing.
Chris: I watched Connor brew their coffee with Monster instead of water. Three cups in two hours. I think they ascended into the astral realm.
Ralph: The survivability of the human race never fails to amaze me.
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Connor: Your smile? It makes my day.
Nicky: Your happiness? I live for that.
Ralph: A room? Get one.
Chris: Hotel? Trivago.
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Ralph: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.
Chris: I sleep with a knife.
Connor: Both of you are pathetic.
Ralph: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?
Connor: Nicky.
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Ralph: You have friends and I envy that.
Nicky: You're welcome to share my friends.
Ralph: *looks at Connor and Chris*
Ralph: I don't want those.
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Connor: My gender is in a constant state of flux.
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Connor: Arson? Oh, you mean "crime brûlée".
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Demon: Hey, I took your soul last month and-
Connor: No returns.
Demon: *sobbing* But it's making me sad...
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Nicky: Connor told me that brown is just navy orange, and I have never been more disappointed with something I agree with.
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(i like to think Connor often wakes Nicky up to tell him this stuff)
Connor: Strawberry milk doesn’t taste like strawberry OR milk.
Nicky: Go the fuck to sleep Connor.
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Connor: Bro-
Nicky: No, no, hold up, rewind.
Nicky: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??
Nicky with an Mc who crochets!
I couldn't stop thinking about this while I was working on my big blanket that im crocheting... so i hope yall enjoy! it's shorter than past headcanons, but it's smthn!
(remember to check my hc rules before requesting!)
(if requests are closed and you send a request anyway, I'll have to delete it)
he probably finds out when he sees you staring longingly at some crochet hooks or yarn.
maybe you're touching the yarn, and looking at it the way only someone who works yarn would look at it.
He'd ask you what was up and you'd sheepishly turn to him and explain that one of your favorite pastimes back where you came from was crocheting and that you'd admittedly began to miss it
cue Nicky's "spoil you and make you the happiest person ever" switch being flipped.
Nicky doesn't know anything about crocheting but by god you are gonna get an entire crochet kit even better than the one you had back home.
the only thing he isnt gonna mess with until he learns more about you and your crocheting is the yarn.
this man had tried to go shopping for yarn personally to surprise you and was flabbergasted at how many types there were.
so he ended up grabbing some yarn that was soft and would make a good blanket just to be safe.
once he learns what types of yarn you tend to go for and what colors, you can bet you're gonna have more than a lifetime supply of yarn.
he is so impressed with how you're able to weave the yarn together with such ease and create something so beautiful out of a few balls of yarn.
need a new pattern to try out? he will search for a book for you or find someone who can help you with that.
he probably knows a guy who knows another guy who knows who can help
im just gonna say this now. crochet him something. crochet him a scarf and he will wear it all winter long. crochet him a blanket and he will insist on using it to cuddle on the couch
or if you make a cool tapestry out of granny squares. it's gettin hung up somewhere, he'll find a place for it
he was never one for anything but the classic fancy suits, plain scarfs, classic fancy house decor… but smthn about the things you create makes him lose interest in his usual taste.
plain scarves are replaced with the softest crocheted scarf that has beautiful designs. the couch now has a colorful blanket draped over the back. a once bare wall now has a beautiful tapestry.
"my love, you truly bring color and warmth into my life. color and warmth i never coulda imagined having"
i bet he'd show it off too. you know those tiktoks where its a bunch of men looking at what one of the mens partner packed him for lunch? thats Nicky with Chris and his other closer friends.
oh yeah now Chris wants a cool scarf too. and a blanket. no pressure though. but he's certainly willing to pay.
just imagine a nice cozy night by the fireplace, you leaning back against him, crocheting a cozy blanket while he reads a book.
Eventually when he's tired and/or done reading, he'd wrap his arms around your waist, taking care not to mess you up, and rest his head on your shoulder. He'd press a tender kiss to your neck, and make a comment about how gorgeous you look when you're so focused.
after you two have been married for a while, i could see that becoming almost a nightly ritual for you guys. just enjoying each others presence and being comfortable and in love <3333
if you're anything like me and kinda use it as a form of meditation or a way to sit still, it certainly will become a nightly ritual.
if he catches you crocheting too much and making your hands all sore, he's gonna make you set that hook down so he can massage them and take care of your precious hands (and get attention and affection from you, but he wont admit that unless you call him out first)
this is all i could think of for now! hopefully I'll get the motivation to start working on hc requests soon!
Misc. Fae and Gwydion Headcanons!
since courting the crown wont give the lore we deserve 😤
It was mentioned that Fae don’t need much sleep, but whenever you and him are together and you need sleep, Gwydion loves laying with you and holding you while you rest. Could he be doing other things? Yeah, but his favorite thing is being around you.
He’ll read or simply lay there thinking about how lovely it is to hold you.
The only reason he wouldn’t be laying with you is if something important comes up that requires his attention. If he needs to leave and won’t be back by the time you wake up, he leaves you a cute little note for you and gives you a loving kiss on the forehead.