Did someone call for a stripper? Below are my Top 5 Favorites stories:
“the slow death of Steve Rogers [at the hands of the stupid, sexy, considerate stripper]” (M, 5k) by Madeleine_Ward
Steve’s first thought is that he knows this song.
His second thought is little more than a stream of expletives, as the male embodiment of Fuck Me walks out onto the stage. Although, ‘walk’ seems an entirely inappropriate word…the man struts, stalks, and all at once the frenzied reaction of the crowd makes perfect sense.
If Steve had known this was about to make an entrance, he’d have been screaming for it too.
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In which Steve Rogers is promised a night of highly-skilled dance performance, and gets exactly that...just not in the way he expected.
+ Modern AU. Stripper Bucky fellates a lollipop and there’s nowhere else Steve would rather be
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“so quite new a thing” (M, 7k) by twinagonies
Steve Rogers has an epiphany; a party is thrown; a stripper is hired.
Or: twenty-somethings make questionable choices.
+ Modern AU. Stripper Bucky dances at Steve’s Bisexual Coming Out party and reunites with his childhood best friend
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“Of Love and Lightsabers” (M, 7k) by perfect_plan
Steve isn't particularly happy that his friends have hired him a stripper for his birthday, until said stripper turns out to be dressed as a Jedi...
+ Modern AU. Stripper Bucky likes Steve’s Tauntaun, Steve likes Bucky’s everything (but especially his lightsaber)
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“Legs As White as Sugar, Candy on the Window Sill” (E, 15k) by OhCaptainMyCaptain
Steve's a fucking little tease. The worse part is he knows it.
‘Cause Steve’s still got those fucking black-rimmed glasses on, but the beanie’s gone and his hair is perfectly styled like one of those rich kids whose parents could afford to send them to prep school. Bucky’s zipper scrapes against his sudden and uncontrollable erection when Steve walks onto the stage wearing a motherfucking schoolboy uniform – white button-up tee shirt and tie and fucking crest and everything.
+ Modern AU. Stripper Bucky has no interest in relationships until he meets his new coworker
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“goddamn professional” (E, 3k) by mwestbelle
In which Bucky is a beefy stripper and Steve is a hipster bartender at the club with a crush.
+ Modern AU. Steve’s trying to be respectful, Bucky wants him to be less respectful
