#madman chronicles

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in my dad’s valiant effort to not misgender people his brain has somehow short circuited and he’s they/them-ing Everyone. my mom? they/them now. his coworkers? all they/them. no one can escape. atad. assigned they at dad

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finally convinced my dad to watch the terror and he can never remember hickey's name so he keeps calling him Mr Slimy

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for my aubreyad enjoyers: got diagnosed with adhd/sorta autism* yesterday and when i called my dad to tell him the news his first reaction was “oh, like stephen!”

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y'know what fuck it

hyperspecific poll: my dad edition

averted an international incident at sea at the age of 9

had four knee surgeries on the same knee

once did neuroscience on a songbird with no brain

fell into permanent career by being mistaken for someone else

interned for the guy who inspired jurassic park (paul serano)

got chased by little brother wielding a kitchen knife

released a disco cover album of a major movie score (that got ripped to shreds)*

avid fan of my little pony: equestria girls as a 50+ year old man

multiple of these (you scare me)

none of these (wtf is up with your dad)

Voting ended onApr 25, 2023

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making my dad take the autism test place your bets now

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shoutout to my dad for having the weirdest musical blindspots. NO he does not know who the cure are YES he can list off all of rob halford and bob mould’s discographies. i love you dad

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fascinated by the Bad Movie Club friend group being me, an autism creature inside of gothic drag, a woman who dresses like if wednesday addams grew up to be a librarian and is a practicing witch, and my dad, a Fifty Nine Year Old Man™️

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my dad analyzing movies: *long and thoughtful breakdown of technical aspects*

me, autistic, doing the same: “you see. i could grab this movie and bite it”