#aubreyad

[neosatsuma]

jury-rigged. even keel. by the board. three sheets to the wind. loose cannon. son of a gun. pipe down. taken aback.

[swordstray]

so boatpilled i didn’t realize this wasn’t about actual ships until i already scrolled past

[leona-florianova]

No? What about complete emasculation?

[falling-through-a-trapdoor]

The epaulettes stay ON during sex

[captainaubreysbicorne]

the surprise has a new shanty

commissions open !

[sphyrne]

is this anything???

[soundoftheirwings]

Sticker that turns whatever’s in your microwave into the HMS Surprise!!

[megafaunatic]

I want a face that's fair this time I want a spirit that is calm