Best Friend Survey I Guess
1. What color are their eyes?
Hazel
2. What’s their favorite food?
there's like more than one because who can pick one fucking food there's so much goddamn food on this planet fuck.
but like, brussel sprouts, potstickers are a thing, and those circle mint shits.
3. What’s their least favorite food?
Mushrooms, Caramel, Peanut Butter, SO FUCKING MANY FUCK.
4. What color is their room painted?
A nice blue color with a random spot of gold shimmers.
5. Do they have any siblings? If so, what are their names?
yeah like five, Ella, Grace, Alex, Zach, and Jacob
6. What are their grades on average? A’s, C’s, F’s?
Depends on the subject.
7. What’s their take on gay marriage?
"HELL YEAH HELLYEAH HEYLLL YEAH YEAH HELL FUCK EYYEAH"
8. What are their parent’s names?
Darren or fuck Horse, and my other mom Jeanette
9. Do they have any pets? If so, what are their names?
SO MANY FUCKING CATs, Eli, Mia, Maya, Radar, and two dumb shit dogs Heidi and George
10. What’s their opinion on abortion?
"dO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT"
11. When is their birthday?
4/1/1998
12. What’s their favorite movie?
Trainspotting hell yeah
13. What’s their favorite song?
"Twerk" by the lovely artist "Lady"
14. Have they ever broken any bones? Which ones?
nah, she just told me she broke her toe though so cool
15. Do they like sports? If so, which ones?
She's good at soccer and field hockey, or basically any sport involving kicking, but she's too fucking emo for that.
16. What color is their backpack?
strange pastel blue w/ polka dots
17. What religion are they?
swagian
18. What’s their favorite TV show?
The Mighty Boosh and It's Always Sunny In Philidelphia
19. What kind of phone do they have?
some android bullshit
20. What’s their favorite color?
Blue, but the shade varies.
21. Deserted island, three things, what would they bring?
anything cat related
22. Favorite snack?
Goldfish probably or those animal crackers with the frosting
23. Favorite animal?
Possums and Cats
24. Favorite place?
my future basement
25. Favorite book?
MY IMMORTAL
26. Favorite sandwich?
who the fuck likes sandwiches
27. What is one of their fondest memories?
the time we poured oil all over her kitchen and slid around in it on cardboard boxes.
28. How did you meet?
We met in second grade and the teacher we had just paired us up because neither of us spoke, so yeah.
29. What is their favorite band?
There's three at the top of her list, Say Anything, La Dispute, and Anti-Flag
30. Who do they look up to the most?
Gerard Way probably
31. Favorite store?
Walmart or any store she can easily steal rings from.
32. What do they want to name their children?
swag and swag2
33. Most prized posession?
?????????????she has a lot of shit she likes but nothing of "prized posession" status
34. Dream job?
probably "Lady who does nothing but sits around and pets cats and possums but is payed"
35. Place they would like to live?
Somewhere in the city with her cats.
36. Sleep with the light on or off?
Off
38. What do they admire most about you?
that I am her small son
39. Lipgloss or Lipstick?
Gloss
41. How do they do their hair?
it's a long process
42. Candy?
Circle shit mints or anything lemon
43. Worst fear?
Spiders probably
44. Dream car?
Delorian probs
45. What do they do when they are angry?
either has impulse reactions to things or kinda goes silent for awhile but that's okay
46. Favorite thing to do?
Pet cats
47. Favorite piece of clothing?
the same tanktop w/ blue flannel and black jean combo I'm guessing
48. Favorite thing about your BFF?
She's really understanding and just really awesome to be around always
49. Favorite memory with your BFF?
Oil.
