#mafiagentleman

[jaythemun]

"I won the choice of who you'd sex? Go me" *smirk*

"You are hot as fuck." 

[jaythemun]

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"You’re asking?" William said with an amused snort. "Usually you just seduce me."

[jaythemun]

"Who the fuck did this and where can I find them, because I'm going to make someone a stain on the goddamned wall" Keller snarled as he crouched by William's side

William moved to sit up, cringing as he did. “Don’t worry about it.” He groaned stubbornly as he tried to stand up. 

[jaythemun]

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(I’m going to answer this as mun instead of muse for a more honest list)Pros: 

Keller is hot and William is hella attracted to him

He’s also dominant 

And not abusive (which is what William ends up with)

William is cute when he likes someone.

Cons:

William is an asshole if he doesn’t immediately fall for someone, like a discreet asshole who makes false promises and pretends to be in love with someone.

If William does get attached, he’s obsessive. He doesn’t just fall in love with someone normally. He becomes super obsessed.

William is a dorky sociopath. He could snap randomly and try to kill Keller.

[jaythemun]

"Y'know this might be called a mistake...." Keller mused as he looked down to the man's head on his chest, "MIGHT be...."

"Oh, why?" William asked, looking up at him.

[jaythemun]

Keller/Liz/William, rate it ;)

vomit / don’t ship / ok / cute / adorable / sexy / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying /i will ship them in hell

[jaythemun]

"(ʘﻬʘ)"

William watched him, shifting in his spot. He crossed one leg over the other. “Lose your shirt?” He asked awkwardly.

[jaythemun]

"So you and male!Liz, totally needs to happen."

"As attractive as Liz is, I mean, that would be a very bad and regrettable thing to do."