Jan 8
The gods have spoken and Agosh is gonna just be a sad old man. Because that's all he is, at the end of things. That's all he was. He was a young man who chose evil for profit and, now, an old one. A very old one. Full of regret.
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The gods have spoken and Agosh is gonna just be a sad old man. Because that's all he is, at the end of things. That's all he was. He was a young man who chose evil for profit and, now, an old one. A very old one. Full of regret.
Just realized that Kennan, if he is an old man in this relationship, is the Old Man Twink. And Randolf is a big beefy bear of a man.
Kennan should have an orb that he can look mildly evil with. For funzies
Made-up fantasy STDs for your fantasy realms.
Rock-cock; Mana likes to crystalize. Most commonly, as fire is linked to passion, you grow fire crystals in ya dongles if ya got an outie pee-pee. Sometimes you can piss it out! innie pee-pees get water crystals most commonly but what matters is that sometimes if you perform Big Magic you can explode the crystals. Which explode into seed crystals. Which root and become More Mana Crystals. Technically you can use them as battery but do not they're sooooo unstable
Yes there are magical planes aligned with the four rings and four moons of the planet. Yes dreaming literally takes your spirit to another part of the planet. Sometimes souls get lost. Sometimes people don't wake up. Yes there is both a sun and a dark sun-- name pending-- that spread magic and life from two sides of the spectrum. Yes each individual map I make is a section of a planet practically built like a 3-d puzzle.
There are also sneatures.
(snail creatures)
How do long-distance supply demand go? Big snail. Truck = snail. Truck bed? Snail shell. Him GO. Little elephant tent for the mans so he don't get rained on.
Long distance message? Introducing; Snail Mail, where ur telephone is a snail shell and through the power of snelepathy send message to other.
Letters? We have crows for that. Magical demigod crows who know the future, the past, and whose god ancestors stand at the top and bottom of the north and South Pole. Manifested avatars of Space and Time.
There are also, frogs. Special fairy frogs, with wings. Floating lilly pads. A temple half-buried in mud and swamp water.
Carpenter ants the size of small dogs, magically bred carpenter bees that have a rivalry with the ants (also small dog sized)
The Dwarves have/raise pigs that grow mushrooms on their back named trufflers.