COMICS ALL OVER MY FLOOR.
They're sorted by series, except that pile by the lamp which is random one-offs and the pile on the manila envelope, which is a pile of TPBs.

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COMICS ALL OVER MY FLOOR.
They're sorted by series, except that pile by the lamp which is random one-offs and the pile on the manila envelope, which is a pile of TPBs.
me: Tell me not to go through famous Shakespeare quotations and redo them Samuel L. Jackson style. Because that's all my brain wants to do right now.
Mage: Why would I do that, that sounds like a fantastic idea
Me: But but but i've already done a bit of P&P and Hound of the Baskervilles
Mage: Still not seeing a problem
Me: /headdesk
Me: NO
Me: (But soft! What fucking light through yon motherfucking window breaks! It is the fucking east, and that motherfucker Juliette is the fucking sun)
Mage: This is the best thing
Me: To fucking be, or not to fucking be. That is the motherfucking question.
Mage: I love you
Me: Yay! I love you too!
Me: Alas! Poor yorick, I knew him, well. Motherfucker.
(I know that's not how the line goes. But I was doing these off the top of my head.)
SAM IS MY FAVORITE I LITERALLY JUST MADE THIS FACE
Oh come on, really?? Apparently they're letting people from tumblr do their sound effects now. LOLING. (Avengers Assemble #8)
See? Yes, that is Thor getting MJOLNIR TO THE FACE courtesy of a mind-controlled Hulk. How can Hulk pick up the hammer? Because handwave. HULK HAVE BIG HANDS, HULK CAN HANDWAVE A LOT. (Avengers Assemble #4 2012)
This issue has the best sound effects
(Avengers Assemble #4, 2012)