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Sniper/Wifey
(He did actually have jet skates)
whoa this episode is called "thunderbolts revealed" wonder what they mean by that
oh hey klaw gets to be an actual supervillain here that's neat. still no costume tho :(
honestly two separate hero teams (well. one fourth of a hero team and one totally-not-the-masters-of-evil-we-prommy) against One Guy With A Wonky Arm makes klaw look way cooler than he deserves
"eight guys against one and you think they need a hand?" THANK YOU, clint. also insert inappropriate prosthetic arm joke here
oh damn klaw knows the shadow clone jutsu this just got real
basdbaskjdbasjkd the shadow clones are vibranium zombies that's amazing
clint: hey remind me why we're trusting these guys again steve: we're written for an audience of 3-5 i think
"this... never happens... on the jungle gym!!!!" you and i have clearly had very different jungle gym experiences
aSHALshLKASHLk klaw beating the crap out of everyone and running away with the box is way too funny. he's literally just a guy
oh my stars and stripes citizen v is baron zemo??? WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING????
y'all he put a blinking red thingy on it,,,,,, how are you not noticing this. maybe clint's just the only person in this universe with like. semi-consistent spatial awareness. also friday girl do your fucking job
oh wow it exploded what a surprise
girl help citizen v made my dick a magnet and it turned me into sonic drax
"you know what they say: the bigger they are, the harder" a moment of silence for the greatest thor line of all time. tell us more, thor
"klaw get bigger... hulk hit harder!" we did just establish that he's harder so that seems appropriate. i wonder who else will get harder
i know he's 17 here (or. he was a season ago. who knows now) but i'll take whatever samnat scraps i can get. thank you handful of seconds
i should probably complain about klaw's accent but honestly he sounds so funny i can't bring myself to care
jfc it's like fighting an evil boer crab. or. just a boer crab i guess
ok so how did zemo know that covering klaw in vibranium would turn him into a giant. also why doesn't klaw have like. a lot more questions about this
ok what and how and why
again are we absolutely sure megan mclaren in this universe isn't always just loki in disguise. bc this seems like something loki would be doing just because
whoa meteorite was moonstone all along. they looked so different how could anyone have possibly predicted this wild plot twist
hey zemo just a quick thought. immediately pivoting to threats the moment someone even kinda implies wanting to just actually keep being not evil isn't like. a very good idea
also whoa screaming mimi wants to be a good guy for realsies no way
"disguising who we really are" yup you guys were so disguised. no one could ever have possibly seen through even a hint of this elaborate ruse
mimi: whoa a hero saved me! again! from my teammates' reckless disregard for my safety! again! i immediately disregard my insecurities about all of this, scream attack on nazi guy!
zemo: i will kill anyone who doesn't decide to trust me over the avengers, who keep saving you all from me, and captain america, who effectively just said he would be totally cool with you if you just decided to not be evil anymore and keep doing hero stuff. unlike me who will kill you. on purpose if you oppose me and on accident if you don't. whaddya say, evilbolts? moonstone: i say watch me set off a new yuri ship. hey widow ;) widow: hey ;)
i know i'm making fun of this bc. it's honestly pretty mediocre. but y'know what i'm proud of you, thunderbolts. kick his ass
citizen v: i can't believe everyone but me is dead,,,, oh noes,,,, oh shit not sticking around to make sure the eleven fully conscious people i just loudly announced were dead didn't figure out a way to escape my dastardly trap was a bad idea! i mean wow what a surprise haha
sticking to my megan-is-loki's-day-job concept: nice accidental stoki moment! i'm a genius
zemo: my new evil plan is causing traffic problems for all of new york city! or at least some of new york city! new yorkers: holy shit this is the safest street i've driven on all day!
how did he make giant klaw even sillier i'm losing my shit oj kjasbdolb
meteorwidow........ black meteor...... widowite? whatever. karnat
did clint just fucking disintegrate his other arm...? ngl i feel kinda bad for klaw i'm not sure he has any idea what's happening
#lethulkkeepswordy
wow that was the fastest "ok let's turn ourselves in" i've ever seen. like damn they must've really liked being good guys.
I'm 30 minutes into The mandalorian and grogu and this movie has the exact same plot as one of the episodes in Avengers assemble. Ep. 18 Mojo World where Hawkeye and Hulk are abducted and forced to participate in the fights
Update: my bad it did progressed from that