#mageofloopholes

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Ryan is so fed up with me and Gavin that he sat us down and read “Go the Fuck to Sleep”. I guess this means I should probably go take a nap.

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It appears another LPer has arrived.

Hello!  Welcome to the blog where rodents abound, people are shipped with oxygen, and I try to figure out how the hamster my team is supposed to complete SBURB.

I hope you enjoy your stay and maybe learn something.  Learning things tends to happen.  Often its me doing the learning but maybe the other way around will happen too.

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Raw tree.

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[02:25] -- exacerbatedProgeny [EP] began pestering playfulConqueror [PC] at 02:25 --

[02:25] PC: Yo.

[02:25] EP: So they want me to uhh.

[02:25] EP: Help out with things.

[02:25] EP: Specific things.

[02:25] PC: Is it the thing I am thinking of?

[02:25] EP: Possibly.

[02:26] PC: You gotta do what you gotta do, man.

[02:26] EP: Come on, man, I don't wanna get fucking yelled at for this one, too.

[02:26] PC: I'm not yelling. I don't have any ill feelings.

[02:27] EP: You aren't who I'm worried about.

[02:27] PC: I know.

[02:27] PC: It'll be fine, I'm sure.

[02:28] EP: So basically I get to act like I know absolutely nothing about this.

[02:28] EP: Wake up one day when we get there and say "oh shit I gotta do this thing"?

[02:29] PC: Maybe we can stage it to look like an accident?

[02:29] EP: No, they'll know.

[02:29] PC: ...Yeah.

[02:29] EP: Someone STABBING YOU usually isn't an accident.

[02:29] PC: Yeah.

[02:30] PC: Maybe we can do it when everybody is asleep and act like you dragged me to my Quest Bed?

[02:31] EP: Still, stab wounds are pretty noticible.

[02:32] PC: Do wounds get healed when you ascend? Besides, I'll have some sweet new pajamas to hide them.

[02:32] EP: I.

[02:32] EP: I mean, I wouldn't necessarily know.

[02:32] PC: Fair point.

[02:33] EP: It isn't like I fucking checked Ray over when I helped him, and I've got a couple pretty nasty scars from it.

[02:33] EP: Couple... Dozen. He really isn't the best shot when you freak him out.

[02:33] PC: ...Well.

[02:34] EP: I mean.

[02:34] EP: Yeah.

[02:34] PC: Damn.

[02:35] EP: Look, that is NOT a fun way to die alright.

[02:35] EP: 0/10 would not recommend.

[02:36] PC: I wouldn't think it would be great.

[02:36] EP: So yeah, uhh.

[02:36] EP: Be prepared to make preparations, I guess.

[02:37] PC: Ah, yes, let me prepare for my own death. Let me get some flowers or something, write myself some kind words.

[02:37] PC: 'Not as much of an asshole that he could have been?'

[02:38] EP: I meant pretty much stabbing everyone in the back.

[02:38] PC: Yeah, I know.

[02:39] PC: Haven't we kind of been doing that?

[02:42] EP: I mean, I guess that's true.

[02:42] PC: It is.

[02:43] EP: I... I gotta think about this stuff.

[02:44] PC: Alright,

[02:44] EP: We're gonna be there soon, you close to your land?

[02:44] PC: Yeah.

[02:44] EP: I'm gonna go get...

[02:44] EP: Well, I guess not get some rest anymore.

[02:45] EP: Think shit over, kill some imps.

[02:45] PC: Alright, that makes sense.

[02:45] EP: Later.

[02:45] PC: Don't worry yourself too much, alright?

[02:46] EP: Everyone seems to fucking hate me, so what else can I do?

[02:46] PC: What?

[02:46] EP: I'll talk to you later.

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CPC: Yeah, your arms are fucking noodles. Do you get that from your Italian side?

CMB: yeah my dad was spaghetit

CMB: i

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CPC: Nyoooom!

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[01:33] EP: So we're never telling him the details, right?

[01:34] PC: RIght.

[01:34] EP: Just checking.

[01:34] PC: why would we have?

[01:35] EP: Look dude, they all deserve to know at some point.

[01:35] PC: Not yet.

[01:35] EP: But WHEN?

[01:36] PC: Not. Now.

[01:36] EP: Fine.

[01:36] EP: I still feel bad.

[01:36] PC: I do too, but I would feel a hell of a lot worse if he knew and something happened.

[01:37] EP: Do you really think they'd go after the others just for knowing, though?

[01:37] PC: I don't know. So why take unecessary risks>

[01:37] PC: ?*

[01:40] EP: They'll need to know eventually. Lindsay's picking up on something being wrong, and I KNOW Gavin's piecing it together.

[01:42] PC: Yeah, but that's that and Jack, Geoff, Caleb, and Ray don't know anything so why ruin their innocence if we don't need to?

[01:42] EP: ... Uhh.

[01:42] EP: About that.

[01:42] PC: ....What is it.

[01:43] EP: Well I DID have to god tier Ray in the time that I was uhh... Stuck.

[01:43] PC: ...Fair point.

[01:44] EP: He knows the basics, though, not much more than Gavin.

[01:44] PC: And that's all he needs to know at this point.

[01:45] PC: Things will be revealed at some point. Just not yet.

[01:45] EP: Lindsay's going to find out once she god tiers.

[01:45] EP: Which, the way things are looking, might even be tomorrow.

[01:46] PC: Alright, but the less people know the better, I would assume. Who knows what they would make you do if they didn't have to worry about the others finding out?

[01:46] EP: They haven't actually told me anything yet, though.

[01:47] PC: Which is concerning in its own right.

[01:48] EP: Come on, what would they even have me do anyway?

[01:48] EP: They don't want the session to fail.

[01:49] PC: They don't, but there still is some pretty....dark shit they can have you do.

[01:49] EP: They... They wouldn't do that, right?

[01:49] PC: Who's to say?

[01:50] EP: Could always just say no.

[01:50] PC: Perhaps. But it's less of a shock this way.

[01:51] EP: They can't MAKE me do anything.

[01:51] PC: ...Doing the things is a lot better than the alternative.

[01:51] EP: Aww come on.

[01:52] EP: I couldn't just kill someone because they said so.

[01:52] EP: That isn't how it fucking works.

[01:52] EP: If I refuse, then they lose their communication with the session. Simple as that.

[01:52] PC: It is. Either you kill someone if they tell you to, or they hold up their end of the deal. It's really fucked up, but it's simple. And, no, they wouldn't/

[01:53] EP: Ryan, you can barely talk to them until you're god tierred. Once you've done that, yeah, they're set. Hell, once that happens they might just stop giving a shit and just take everything back.

[01:54] EP: Until then, this is all they've got. I'm not saying you aren't capable, it's just that AT THIS MOMENT, this is their only way to contact anyone.

[01:56] PC: I know I'm pretty much useless right now, but Michael, it would still be stupid for you to refuse. It's not like we can't respawn, anyways, it would just be easier to do as they say. And they might not even say to do that, but you'll be much more useful in the end if you just listen. Things will work out, I'm sure, but you need to hold up your end of the deal. I'm not far off from God Tiering, eit

[01:56] PC: her.

[01:57] EP: And I AM keeping my part of the deal. I just don't trust them to.

[01:59] PC: They will, they're grim, horrible fucks to get involved with but they keep their deals better than either of us.

[02:00] EP: I guess that's true. I just... After having them in my head so long, it's weird to imagine that I now have the option of just IGNORING them if I don't like what's happening.

[02:00] EP: Never had that before.

[02:01] PC: Yeah, that is a liberty, isn't it?

[02:01] PC: Take the goods where you can get them.

[02:03] EP: I think I need to go.

[02:04] PC: Alright.

[02:04] EP: They need something, apparently, so I'm probably gonna pass out for a bit.

[02:04] PC: Take care of yourself, okay?

[02:04] EP: As much as any of us can, man.

[02:04] PC: Hey, that's all I can ask for.

[02:04] EP: Later.

[02:04] PC: Seeya.

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WELL IF YOU DIDN'T MAKE IT SO OBVIOUS.