Sent through ko-fi as well <3 A villain gets a crush on a heroic sidekick. The sidekicks reactions to their advances are snippy. Bonus points if the villain is rich and attractive, and hits on the sidekick in civilian life. Thank you for all the prompts!
I wasn’t sure how snippy you wanted, but I hope these work for you!
“Come out on a date with me, I promise I’ll make it worth your time.”“I wish I could,” the sidekick snarked, “but I really don’t want to.”The villain raised an eyebrow. “Don’t want to, or are scared to?” “The only thing scary about you is your fashion sense. You really should invest in a personal shopper.”“I have one.”“Then fire them.” The sidekick smirked. “Now I need to go and fight real crime. Don’t let your heart break over my absence while I’m gone!”
“You always turn heads.”“And you turn stomachs.” The sidekick looked the villain up and down. “What brings you to my day job all suited and booted?”“I do have a day job too, you know.”“What, as an investment banker? You look just like one of those rich assholes from down the…wait. You are one of those rich assholes!”“It just means I can pay for a better date. Fancy it?”“Only in your dreams and my nightmares. Now scram, I’ve got other customers to serve.”
The villain flashed an appreciative grin. “Where have you been all my life?”“Where I’ll be the rest of it- in your wildest dreams.”“Considering I’m a dreamwalker, you could be there too. Just say the word.”The sidekick flushed. “And at your mercy? No thanks!”“I never said I had to be the one in control.”
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