Magic Anon (Ignore this if they're not allowed)
Factory resetting Ant to be his old self from chapter 3! And fixing his head for that duration. 👍
Mod can pick for how long.
Ant nervously taps his foot on the ground, reading a few questions from the fans, trying to check if the Fanmail Sorting Department has correctly filtered out the unwanted letters before the ad break ends.
"Boss, you're back on in 2."
"Alright." Ant puts all the letters back in their envelopes, then puts those back on the table.
[ Hello. ]
[ Lord of The Screens. ]
Ant instinctively looks around, then checks his signal, before recognizing the voice. He doesn't reply.
[ I have gotten a very fun request from one of your fans ]
[ Why the silence? ]
[ Aren't you curious? ]
[ I'm not lying, ]
[ It is very fun. ]
[ I'm sure that you will also find it... ]
[ Very, ]
[ Very, ]
[ Fun :) ]
An intense pain shoots through Ant's head, causing him to curl up in his seat, bringing his knees up to his face. His face broadcasts several error and technical difficulties screens, before showing long-forgotten images. Ant doesn't speak, accompanying audio plays all by itself.
░▒░▓░░𝚃𝚑▒ 𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚏 𝚘𝚗▒𝚢 ░░░▓░▒░ 𝚁▒𝚕𝚜𝚎𝚒 𝚙𝚕𝚞𝚜𝚑! 𝙵𝚒▒𝚕░▓▒▒ 𝙳𝚎▒𝚜, 𝚛𝚘𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚎▒ 𝚐▒░▒░░ 𝙺𝚁▒𝚂 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙿𝙸▒𝙽𝙾 ▒▒▒░▒▓░ 𝙰𝚗▒ ▒𝚒𝚜, 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚠𝚎'𝚕𝚕 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢 𝚄𝙽𝚃𝙸𝙻 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝙻𝙸𝙺𝙴 𝙸𝚃 !
What did I do. What have I done. Why have I done this. Was the fame worth it. Was it really. Why do I doubt myself now. What is going on. What triggered this. Why. What. What. What. Why. WhyWhyWhyWhatWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhatWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhatWhyWhyWhyWhatWhatWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhatWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhatWhyWhyWhyWhyWhat.
Ant seems to faint, as he suddenly goes limp, his feet falling back down to the ground, their thud finally attracting the attention of nearby employees. His screen broadcasts distorted static.
"-oss? Boss?? Ant??? ANT!"
Ant's head lifts, making him look like he's staring at the ceiling. "𝙼𝚒𝚔𝚎?"
"Oh, thank the gods you're okay..." Battat's tone is hesitant. "...Are you okay?"
Ant Looks back down at him, screen still off. "𝙸 𝚊𝚖 𝚘𝚔𝚊𝚢."
"You voice sounds... different???"
"𝙳𝚘𝚎𝚜 𝚒𝚝?" Ant puts a hand on his head. "... My head hurts. Do you have any painkillers?"
"Uh, yeah, somewhere..." Battat looks through his pockets.
Ant's screen flickers back to life, though it takes him a little before the interferences disappear. As they do, Battat's face turns dumbfounded. Ant notices that.
"I, uh... I don't know????" Battat stops searching for meds and starts searching for his phone. He turns on his photo app in selfie mode and hands it to Ant.
The CRT grabs the phone to look at himself. He weakly lifts one hand to touch the now white screen. "My... face?"
"Friends and Folks, Welcome to tonight's 𝓕𝓪𝓷𝓶𝓪𝓲𝓵 𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓜𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓐𝓷𝓽...!" He's very hesitant. The facade is hard to maintain. "We have gotten more lovely mail from all of you." He lifts his hand to show off the letter he's holding. "Let's spend another evening full of... love? And... Ah, hahah, sorry, I forgot my cue card backstage." The audience... laughs?
[ How great, how fun. ]
[ Are you proud of yourself, dear audience member? ]
[ I am proud of you. ]
[ 15 asks. How does that sound? ]
[ Does that sound... ]
[ Fun? ]