#magic mike

[1980s-girl]

OK I was watching America's funniest home videos and this was so funny this grandma was at a magic mike show and the stripper guy looks like danny kaye and granny took her teeth out and put them in his speedo and it it funny as hell. Lol haha 🤣 😂

[supercap2319]

The Package

Richie slumped onto the worn leather couch in the dressing room, letting out an exaggerated sigh that caught the attention of the other guys.

"I don't get it." He complained, running a hand through his hair. "I mean, I know I'm packing, right? But every time a girl gets a look at it, suddenly it's 'how about a hand job instead?' What's up with that? Are they intimidated or something?"

Mike chuckled from across the room. "Maybe they're just overwhelmed, man. Not everyone can handle the full Richie experience."

"Or maybe your reputation precedes you." added Ken with a smirk. "Big Dick Richie - you set some high expectations before you even drop your pants."

Richie rolled his eyes. "Whatever. It's frustrating. A man has needs, you know?"

Later that night after their show, as the guys were winding down, Richie noticed Y/N lingering by the bar. They'd chatted a few times before - Y/N was a regular who always seemed friendly and genuinely interested in their performances, not just ogling them like most patrons.

"What's up, Y/N?" Richie asked, leaning against the bar next to him.

Y/N turned with a smile. "Just enjoying the atmosphere. You guys were amazing tonight."

"Thanks, man." Richie hesitated, then decided to vent. "Actually, can I ask you something? As a guy who's... well-endowed... have you ever had trouble with people being intimidated?"

Y/N's eyes flickered down briefly before meeting Richie's again. "I might have some idea what you're talking about."

Richie nodded. "Right? It's like they see it and panic or something. Haven't gotten proper action in weeks."

Y/N leaned closer, lowering his voice. "You know, not everyone is intimidated, Richie. Some of us are... appreciative."

Richie raised an eyebrow. "Yeah? You saying..."

"I'm saying I'd love to suck you." Y/N said bluntly, making Richie's eyes widen. "And if you're interested, I'd even take you up the ass."

Richie stared, momentarily speechless. He'd never had a guy proposition him so directly before. "You're serious?"

"Completely." Y/N replied with a confident grin. "I know what I like, and I've been admiring you from afar for a while now."

Richie felt a stir of interest he hadn't expected. "Well, damn. I wasn't expecting that tonight."

"Sometimes the best surprises come when you least expect them." Y/N said, placing a hand on Richie's arm. "So, what do you say?"

Richie looked around the room, then back at Y/N. A slow smile spread across his face. "You know what? I think I'm in the mood for a new experience."

Y/N's grin widened. "Excellent. I've got a place nearby if you're ready to skip the hand jobs for something better."

"Lead the way." Richie said, feeling a renewed excitement he hadn't felt in weeks. Maybe he'd been looking in the wrong direction for satisfaction all along.

[1980s-girl]

He kinda looks like Billy Wirth a.k.a Dwayne from the Lost Boys. I wish billy wirth would give me a sexy lap dance. He's so sexy and hot especially in that episode of tales from the crypt back in 1991. 🥵💗

[1980s-girl]

🥵💗

[andre-delorme]

[newblvotg]

THIS IS THE DRAWING I GAVE MATT BOMER OUTSIDE THE BOYS IN THE BAND . . . jgiampietro __

[crazyfangirl2020]

This had me smiling, they very rarely show male dancers in Chinese costume dramas looking like this so this is very welcome. It's Magic Mike Hanfu style.

[sockstwinksncock]

Photo Source/Credit: Mike Bakke

Woof 🤤