Cliff: Hey Arlo....
Arlo: *Is smoking in his dressing room* What Clifford! I'm busy.
Cliff: But you're just sitting there-
Arlo: Shut up and get on with it, p*** star! I'm already board....This better be important, I'm trying to bl**dy meditate.
Cliff: *Comes in ands hands him a laptop with pictures of Jimmy x Arlo that fans have drawn*
Arlo: What the f*** I'm I looking at!
Cliff: They call it ship. It's you and Jimmy on a date bud. You're holding ha-
Arlo: I know what the f*** it is Clifford. I'm asking why!
Cliff: They think you look....Cute together
Arlo: CUTE! *Growls* JIMMY! GET YOUR ASS IN HER RIGHT NOW!
Jimmy: *Pokes his head round the dressing room door* Yes Arlie you ring? *Smirks*
Arlo: *Looks at Cliff groaning* You know this man only loves me because apparently I remind him of a child, right. He's sick!
Jimmy: But I saved your li-
Arlo: He's the one who probably drew all this cr** fan art! Or even paid someone to draw it for him! I don't know how fans even know about this sh** head? From the trial? From the interview? From being Mr Marble for a week?! He's just the stupid a**wipe cameraman who yells when we're about to go live!
Jimmy: I also sweep and do birthday emails , which nobody seems to give a f*ck about ....
Arlo: H*** Manny does more then him. Why would people think I'm attracted to a pe**! He's even tried to kiss me and I said f*** off you c***d***! Next you'll be telling me I'm being shipped with coffee b**** Dave!
Cliff: Errr...*Laughs nervously*
Jimmy: No! Don't choose Dave over me Arlie!
Arlo: I'M NOT CHOOSING EITHER OF YOU!!
Dave: *Snorts with laughter as he walks past*