#magicmagikarp

[sonderrow-moved]

@magicmagikarp​.

*throws a magikarp at*

He had rose his arm to block whatever his senses felt was coming towards him. Like his instinct told him ; it was inoffensive... but darn wasn’t it so fucking insulting.

Hands reached his face to grab onto the still living, fighting for dear life koi fish, fingertips digging into it as it kept slipping on his gloves... before Archer’s arm moved in a wide arc, chucking with every once of his might the fish at the perpetrator’s face, hoping its guts would explode all over him.

“What the FUCK you motherfucking, egregiously retarded mongrel think you’re doing ?! If I wanted fucking sashimi, I would have ordered it !”

[executive-geneticist]

Oh, don’t worry, Miss Miyuki. I’ve thicker skin than that to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous M-fortune. He’ll have to up his game to get a rise out of me. After all, I’ve already given him good reason to replace that mask of his once in the last twenty-four hours. Let’s see if we can break the record for long he lives this time, hm?

[magma-mouse]

@magicmagikarp​

“M, the one in the center”

[pathtothemissing]

@magicmagikarp​ “I’ll give you a dollar!”

“THAT’S 19 less thing what Uncle Gio offers me to hit him.”

[streetsteel]

@magicmagikarp​ said:  *throws a magikarp at*

OH HE CATCHES THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN MID-AIR. He’s been gaining the Karp Experience since the last festival in Viridian city, he’s learned the splash patterns, and by Arceus, he’s READY to catch a flying Magikarp with the experience of someone who’s had to try and hold his own fish in his arms for more than 30 seconds. He’s by no means a veteran, but he’s READY, HE’S PREPARED, AND HE’S READY TO FUCKIN’ RUMBLE. 

“EXCUSE YOU? I SEE Y’HAVEN’T BEEN INTRODUCED TO MY BUDDY BOB OVER HERE—”

He gestures to the left, towards—

Flop. Flop flop flop. Flop flop flop flop flop flop flop flop flop flop flop.

“FUCK YEAH, BOB.”

And he YEETS the Magikarp right back.

[haematophiliac-a2]

@magicmagikarp​ attacked:

*throws a magikarp at*

     SLAP.

     Oh come on. Whatever that was felt... disgusting. Slimy? Wet... 

     He looks down and sees the fish. The fucking fish.

     Why are Pokemon such a pain? Or in this case, why is M throwing fish at him?

     “Whatever did I do to you?”

[koikoikarp]

@magicmagikarp​ 

shes humming the jaws theme song, and is trying to be sneaky.

[thevoidknights]

@magicmagikarp threw a whole ass fish!

 At seeing a Magikarp flying towards them, the dark bug type reached up to catch the fish. How was it not more injured or dying being out of the water? The Pokemon didn’t know. They chirped softly and moved opened a hidden mouth looking quite ready to put the water type pokemon into its maw.