#magmakingmaxie

[ladybowiestardust]

Destiny, come in! What's your current status?

This is Destiny, I have infiltrated Team Aqua’s Hideout and will proceed to teaching these imbeciles their place now, sir!

Magma Grunt Destiny will defend the land and humanity in high spirits again today, sir!

[ladybowiestardust]

Do I need to fucking spank you to teach you how to fucking go to bed and not work so damn late?!

Maybe, what the fuck’s your issue, man?!

[ladybowiestardust]

[text] Destiny, report to my fucking office right damn now!

[text] What the fuck’s your problem, boss?!

[ladybowiestardust]

I heard you took Team Skull down in Alola without fear...Is it true?

Yes it’s true

[ladybowiestardust]

Where the fuck were you last night?! I hope you weren't breaking my rules for the umpteenth time, dammit Destiny, why the fuck are you so damn rebellious?! Is it time for me to go from cuddler to complete fucking asshole?!

“Boss, please calm down, you’re scaring me! No I wasn’t breaking the rules again, I was working all night, not sleeping like usual, now I’ll likely have nightmares about you being an asshole to me!

[ladybowiestardust]

How is your Groudon doing?

Excellently

[ladybowiestardust]

💬

Greatest boss ever!

[ladybowiestardust]

This magic moment

“Oh drat...Sir, I’m sorry, I’ve been singing 80s pop songs again...I love you, but I am so embarrassed...”*Sims 4′s “Humilated” emotional stinger track plays*