#maidposting

[dragongirlteeth]

Dragongirl kidnaps a maid instead of a princess by mistake; comes back to her lair after a hunt to find the coins and gems in her hoard have been organized into neat piles sorted by type, value, and kingdom of origin.

[uwathebestgirl]

What the fuck! Op must have been a prim and proper maid getting humped by a bratty perverted princess when she said this

[pecuburi]

[maidofblades]

[gilded-sterne]

my fucking knight just went awawa. what could this mean?

[comfybutter]

this is my awful loser useless maid. if you call it a "good maid" it falls on its back and bites at your ankles. if you don't say anything it also does that. oh wait this is a fucking fox

[ltsophia]

Arrested by the princess’s guard for infiltrating the castle and teaching all the maids the joy of slav-squatting with a cigarette

[juniper-petunia]

the Princess isn’t technically allowed to make the maids join her in the bath with her to bathe her… however if, say, the new maid was on bath duty and started to disrobe from her dress and neatly fold it before setting it aside…. showing herself bare before her Monarch… and offered to join the Princess in the bath to better bathe her… lathering expensive, fragrant soaps in her callused but delicate hands… rubbing over every inch of the Princess’ body with extreme caution and attention. if she floated with the Princess and offered her soft, unclothed body as a cushion which the princess could lean against…. wet skin against wet skin… a level of closeness no other is privileged enough to see of her Princess… if she whispered softy, delicately in the Princess’ ear, “let me serve you, my lady… let me give you the pleasure no other is allowed…”

….if the maid did all this of her own volition then who is the Princess to tell her to stop?