#mailbox litter

[killsyouwithhammers]

Teth I think we should round up an army and invade the Valley

The benefits of this would be:

1)No more Sahmekh.

2)More space for Foresting stuff

3)We can have both rain ans fluffy snow for the Forest, trust

4)It would piss off Sah Mehk

5)More space for birds which means more rotisserie chicken

6)We can built some amusement in there idk. Im thinking Tethland would be a nice name

The disadvantanges of this would be:

1)Might piss of the other elders

2)Might start a civil war

Clearly there's more advantages to this so I think we should invade the valley <3

No.

[killsyouwithhammers]

Here Teth, have proper entertainment aside from a broken darkstone

[Hands you over a rubiks cube]

Oh... Thank you. I appreciate the gift.

ooc: my cube #mycube

[killsyouwithhammers]

Hey Teth what if, hypothetically speaking, I accidentally sent Ayin's way a letter? Like it being on its way rn to Prairie Temple?

And let's say hypothetically speaking I wrote down a hypothetical love confession to Ayin? Extensive letter. Like three pages full of words.

And, hypothetically speaking, my hand accidentally slipped and signed the letter with your name? And wrote down that you've been meaning to send this to 'em for a while now but couldn't?

Like, haha what a crazy scenario am i right? Hypothetically speaking what should we be doing in this scenario??

DO NOT.

DO NOT DARE.

[killsyouwithhammers]

hi teth i saw a strange lynx creature in the forest and i thought you should know. what do you plan on doing about this

Ahem, just leave it alone. The fact that there's a "strange lynx creature" roaming around the realm is none of anyone's business, much less mine.

[killsyouwithhammers]

trick or treat?

Trick.

[killsyouwithhammers]

Girl I dont think you can see it from your limbo but your realm is kind of flooded rn its like a ass giant pool and theres seaweed everywhere for some reason

But on the good side it looks very pretty rn ngl

Not sure what it means for the ecosystem but it is pretty

... It's always been like this though? How did you not know that a forest with frequent rains can get flooded to that degree? Plus, it's not like the ecosystem even managed to tolerate the darkness when darkstone became more widely used.

Also those are called Lily pads. I'm not a botanist but I can at least get that right.

[killsyouwithhammers]

how fast can you eat ayin whole

Give or take like, 4 days. Also what kind of question is that.

[killsyouwithhammers]

WAAAAAAA SPOOKY BOOP!

BOOPING SPREE HALFWAY COMPLETED! NEAHAHAHAHA!

!!