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@killsyouwithhammers
Well well well, I didn't expect there would be good internet signal at the endless limbo that I am now.
Anyway, hi. I'm Teth, Elder of The Forest, Rain, or however you mortals used to address me as. Despite the rather... aggressive blog URL i chose, I won't in fact kill you with hammers unless i'm given good reason to do so.
With that out of the way, Asks are Open.
Teth, if I'm standing 40ft away from a flying krill, and the angle of elevation of my eyes, which are roughly 5ft off the ground, to said krill is 50°, how high up in the air is the Krill?
The "Krill" is approximately 9.7ft off of the ground.
I'm really confused as to what prompted you to ask me a mathematical question like that.
You better be doing your assignments properly, if you're even receiving an education.
ooc: nobody fucking look at me I answered it wrong it's ≈52.6 ft DON'T LOOK AT ME
Teth, if I'm standing 40ft away from a flying krill, and the angle of elevation of my eyes, which are roughly 5ft off the ground, to said krill is 50°, how high up in the air is the Krill?
The "Krill" is approximately 9.7ft off of the ground.
I'm really confused as to what prompted you to ask me a mathematical question like that.
You better be doing your assignments properly, if you're even receiving an education.
ooc: this blog dead as fuckkkkk
Hi Teth!! It’s me again :3cc and I decided to draw you as well! perhaps I should draw ayin afterwards !
Oh, thank you. I appreciate it.
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Yo Teth who are the top ten elders
Oh wait there's not ten of you
Well who are the top three then???
I don't really want to rate my fellow Elders. It feels disrespectful. Although a certain two of them deserve that disrespect, if I'm being honest.
Teth what is your secret to looking so damn fine??? 😏
Nothing. I was born this way.
what would you prefer: to become raccoons or to say one (1) honest thing to another elder
Pfffft, that’s easy. Tsadi, you’re a horrible traitorous jerk and we never want to see you agai-
...Well.
Maybe this way you two will quit running your mouths, if only for a while.
Teth I think we should round up an army and invade the Valley
The benefits of this would be:
1)No more Sahmekh.
2)More space for Foresting stuff
3)We can have both rain ans fluffy snow for the Forest, trust
4)It would piss off Sah Mehk
5)More space for birds which means more rotisserie chicken
6)We can built some amusement in there idk. Im thinking Tethland would be a nice name
The disadvantanges of this would be:
1)Might piss of the other elders
2)Might start a civil war
Clearly there's more advantages to this so I think we should invade the valley <3
No.
Do you people even think before sending me asks like this.
Teth I think we should round up an army and invade the Valley
The benefits of this would be:
1)No more Sahmekh.
2)More space for Foresting stuff
3)We can have both rain ans fluffy snow for the Forest, trust
4)It would piss off Sah Mehk
5)More space for birds which means more rotisserie chicken
6)We can built some amusement in there idk. Im thinking Tethland would be a nice name
The disadvantanges of this would be:
1)Might piss of the other elders
2)Might start a civil war
Clearly there's more advantages to this so I think we should invade the valley <3
No.
Teth what are your thoughts on music??
I like music. It's pleasant.
Hey Teth what if, hypothetically speaking, I accidentally sent Ayin's way a letter? Like it being on its way rn to Prairie Temple?
And let's say hypothetically speaking I wrote down a hypothetical love confession to Ayin? Extensive letter. Like three pages full of words.
And, hypothetically speaking, my hand accidentally slipped and signed the letter with your name? And wrote down that you've been meaning to send this to 'em for a while now but couldn't?
Like, haha what a crazy scenario am i right? Hypothetically speaking what should we be doing in this scenario??
DO NOT.
DO NOT DARE.
Why does everyone think I'm a parent. I'm not a parent and never was a parent. And stop calling me "forest mama", it's disgusting.
Teth how did you meet Nesting Guide???
Well, for a while I've had an apprenticeship program open for the forest's youth, where one out of a fairly small group of young creators was chosen to become an apprentice of mine after the selection process.
The selection process was a couple of short tests to evaluate the candidates' skills in several different forms of creating, like carpentry, stonework and even metallurgy.
The person who you children call "Nesting Guide", was the one who got the best scores in all of the tests, and became my apprentice.
They were a good person. Despite being rather shy and closed off, they enjoyed helping others whenever they could. They had a particular affinity with making furniture.
Unfortunately, we parted ways once the darkstone industry started to burden the land and its people, and I was too immersed in my work to pay attention to the many horros of it all until it was too late.
I do not blame them for standing by their morals and choosing to leave. I hope their afterlife is turning out to be more peaceful than their past life.
A wolf stumbles into the forest😼…
HELLO!1!1
Oh. Hey there, doggy. I'm not sure how you managed to get a hold of technology, much less how to create a blog, but you seem friendlier than your kin, I think.
Yo Teth happy mother's day <3
In every sense of the word ofc <3<3<3
...Is this a new holiday the children of light celebrate?
Also, I'm not a mother, nor do I consider myself a mother in any way.
