A/N: I might be trying to write some of my own stuff before doing requests, so I hope you enjoy!
This was actually an idea for another oneshot, but I scrapped it and wrote something else. Fortunately my brain loved this sm, it wanted me to write it at some point
Summary: Mammon takes up a job doing mailman work, but because Devildom is huge, he inquires the help of his crows
Genre: Fluff
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Mammon is known to be fast, and that comes with many advantages. One being that before DDDs existed, he was the designated mailman for letters between Lucifer and Lord Diavolo.
His mailman job didn’t end there, however. To pick up some cash, he decided to do odd jobs around the Devildom, one of them being letter delivery. However, despite his rank in power, he isn’t able to clone himself, and the Devildom is vast and a lot of letters need to be delivered.
How do you counter that? With crows, of course!!
Mammon called his crows after dinner and calmed them down before continuing.
“Okay, here’s the deal. I have a mailman job and I don’t want to fuck it up, so you guys could help me.. Of course ya rewards after, I am a generous boss after all!”
The crow chirped and nodded in agreement.
“Alright, so what’s gonna happen is I’m going to give every group a small bag of letters-”
He pulled out bags small enough for their bodies but big enough to carry letters, but he was sure with them carrying a small bag together it wouldn’t be too much of a problem, strength in numbers and all that stuff.
Then, he assigned groups for each part of the Devildom that has residence. After that, he gave them the bags and told them specifically to put the mail in the mailboxes. He would be handling most packages but he did leave some lighter and not so fragile ones to the crows.
With all that done, he sent his crows out to do the job and took flight himself.
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“Mammon.”
He jumped suddenly at the sudden call of his name when he was in the living room. He looked up to see Lucifer, crossing his arms. The second eldest stood up, ready to babble on about reason why he didn’t go to the casino, which he didn’t, not until he was done delivering mail and packages.
“I heard from Diavolo that every package and mail you delivered had arrived to their residence. Good job.”
Mammon stood in shock as Lucifer ruffled with his younger brother’s hair with a proud smile.
“I’ll give you your reward after dinner, so you don’t spend it all.”
With that, Lucifer walked off, leaving Mammon with his mouth agape. His mind was buzzing, he felt like his legs were going to buckle, so he flopped back down on the couch.
--Bonus--
“See? I told you Mammon would be able to do it!” Diavolo let out his signature laugh as he sipped the tea Barbatos poured.
“Honestly, I had no doubt in my mind that he wouldn’t be able to.” Lucifer chuckled, bringing the teacup to his lips while he did so.
