#interview with the vampire#iwtv#the vampire armand#assad zaman
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Reprogram me so I can do backflips please. PLEASE. -🎩🐻❄️
What? What makes you think I can program animatronics? Im a technician assistant. A grunt worker. I’d gladly take the pay raise if I could program well.
Also, Freddy? Ask your technicians. It’ll go better for you than me, cause they’ll only tell you ‘no’.
Clear communication is important. Canceling a maintenance request quickly helps prevent wasted effort and ensures proper use of resources.
We strive to give our tenants a safe and healthy environment. We are prideful of our 3 day onsite response time for any maintenance request. All maintenance requests are to be submitted online through your Tenant Online Access Portal. Visit Us : http://www.propertymanagementashlandoregon.com/
Maintenance Request
If you look closer,
You’ll see my windows have no glass.
I broke them
So you could climb in.
Agent calling maintenance: There is water shooting out of a broken pipe in the wall and, so far, half of their apartment is flooded with two inches of water.
Maintenance: Yeah
Maintenance: Okay
Maintenance: I'll check it out tomorrow
Agent: ...
The past 20 minutes:
Felicia (roommate): *texts at 0118* Are you awake?
Me: *texts back* Yeah. Why?
Felicia: *knocks on my door* Lexie?
Me: *jumps out of bed quickly* Hang on... my pants... not on... pants... on *opens door*
Felicia: Lexielexie, I just... I think there is a brown recluse in my room and I need your help. Brown recluse.
Me: Ah, Jesus, yeah. *gets Raid*
Felicia: Watch the floor please... see where... he lands...
Me: Poisonous things... are my nightmare.
Felicia: Mine too, mine too *sprays Raid, screams, hits spider with book, screams* And that was me screaming like a girl. Thank you for your support.
Maintenance request I submitted: "We are quite confident that we just killed a brown recluse spider in room A (not to sound like spider experts). The problem has been neutralized for right now, but assistance is requested as there could be more. Thank you!"
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THIS IS MY NIGHTMARE! Motherfuck.
