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[kxkurenbo]

Trying not to let out an annoyed sigh, Makoto only listented to one half of the other guy's story while everyone else seemed to be more than interested in it. He checked the time on his phone for what seemed like the hundredth time, only to sink further down his seat. He definitely couldn't wait to get back home...

Only when he noticed that the subject changed to troubles with another gang, he started to listen closely. Before the 'conversation' turned into a fight between members, he finally raised his voice: "Well, unless they actually start a fight, there's no reason to do anything about it." With that being said, everyone grew silent,  agreeing with him before changing the subject once again. Being able to settle everyone down by just saying a few words was one of the few things he actually enjoyed about being the boss of a street gang.

[morealterimbeciles-blog]

Dear Walter Workers, 

This is a company wide announcement that if you have a complaint, my desk is NOT the place to put it. What do you think I am, your secretary? I handle accident and violation reports, NOT complaints! Don't you think I have enough paperwork as it is, with you lot tripping into exploding centrifuges and experimental mutant fly traps left and right? PLEASE take your complaints to EMPLOYEE MANAGEMENT (AKA FRILL AND CJ). And if it's ME you're complaining about, you can just swallow that right down and get back to work!  I DON'T WANT TO SEE ONE MORE COMPLAINT IN MY DESK'S INBOX.

Your Friendly Safety Clerk,

Cal

Walter Robotics

PS: Who hired the Blue Matter chef? Last time I checked (which was 30 seconds ago), Blue Matter was highly toxic and not suitable for bio-organic consumption! This is clearly listed in Chapter IV, Section 35 of your Blue Matter Safety Handbook. 

PPS: SEE BROWNN, I HAVE THE BLUE MATTER SAFETY COVERED.

[morealterimbeciles-blog]

Help I think CJ drew something on my face with that pen of theirs and I don't know how to GET IT OFF --Blue Matter Handling Trainee Jay

That’s the point.

It doesn’t. 

Only I (or another artist) can erase it!

-Multidimensional Businessperson CJ

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I'ma take a moment to be completely serious here. Or try. Moreau Synthetics would like to extend an apology towards Walter Robotics for the Flamingo incident that happened recently. The first interaction between the two companies may not have been as well intentioned, planned, or in anyway professional as expected. Nor what the outcome of the portal expected in any way. As a sign of goodwill the portal will be left open to those who wish to visit, and the Hall of Birds will remain closed LIKE IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN. We warn that we will continue experimenting with the portals, as our utmost goal is to reach into the locked wing of the Moreau Manor. But we will try to keep our negative effects to a minimum.

-Lead Synthetics Technician Imi

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Now that your employee coordinators are out of the office for a moment, I'm able to SAY MY PIECE. I've had it about up to here (which you can't see but I'm holding my hand WAY ABOVE MY HEAD) with all these dangerous shenanigans. Now you Walter lot better get your toes BACK IN LINE or you're going to find yourself with a one way ticket to Marshmallow litter box duty. And DON'T THINK FOR A MINUTE THAT THERE ARE TOO MANY OF YOU FOR THAT ONE JOB. IT'S A BIG JOB. 

Why do you suppose Mr. Walter is in the hospital right now? Because he didn't follow safety precautions. I'm just looking out for all you... fine.... people. 

And for Pete's sake, if you SEE A BECILE INFILTRATOR SNOOPING AROUND, CALL SECURITY.

Your Friendly Safety Clerk, Cal Walter Robotics

[morealterimbeciles-blog]

What is going on here? Why is there flamingos roaming around the manor? - Walter Worker newbie Lacie

Hey, new kid. A portal to the Moreau Mansion was accidentally opened in their Hall of Birds, releasing the flamingo division into the Manor.

But Imi got all the flamingos rallied up (save for a few trouble-making ones), so don’t stress too much.

Why don’t you check in with one of our custodians? They’re still hard at work with the aftermath, and could probably use some help. (Especially since one of them seems to make more messes than she cleans up.)

~ Walter Engineer/New Workers Supervisor Frill

[morealterimbeciles-blog]

oh! hi boss. hows it...going? -report manager in training Kanezen

I’m assuming you’re talking to me since I’m in charge of you.

I’m kind of busy right now, but otherwise I’m pretty good. I just met our new custodian. She’s… Interesting.

I hope you’re doing well, new kid. Now, uh- I have to go, I was made aware of a few more members. See you around!

~ Walter Engineer/New Workers Supervisor Frill

[morealterimbeciles-blog]

Oh, uh.. Hi Cal!

That's all I really have to say.

I'm just over here being a dork again.

~ Walter Engineer/New Workers Supervisor Frill