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THIS IS PERFECT

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Then she crashes into Frill and makes up an excuse

how did i miss this

cue the giant sledgehammer threat and frantic excuse

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Howdy, Walter Workers (currently employed or applicants!)

We apologize greatly for leaving the names roster to collect dust. I promise we'll find some time to look over your resumés and add all of you newer employees.

That whole.. "Diamonds" fiasco was a little distracting, if you couldn't tell. And we've been lately trying to get the Manor somewhat tame for Mr. Walter's arrival back from the hospital. There's no "clean" for this place, but I don't think he wants to see pink feathers lying around everywhere. (Or knocked over trashcans. Ya hear that, Jazz?)

As soon as we can, we'll start adding members again.

See you soon!

~ Walter Engineer/New Workers Supervisor Frill

Dear Walter Workers,

This is a company wide announcement that if you have a complaint, my desk is NOT the place to put it. What do you think I am, your secretary? I handle accident and violation reports, NOT complaints! Don't you think I have enough paperwork as it is, with you lot tripping into exploding centrifuges and experimental mutant fly traps left and right? PLEASE take your complaints to EMPLOYEE MANAGEMENT (AKA FRILL AND CJ). And if it's ME you're complaining about, you can just swallow that right down and get back to work! I DON'T WANT TO SEE ONE MORE COMPLAINT IN MY DESK'S INBOX.

Your Friendly Safety Clerk,

Cal

Walter Robotics

PS: Who hired the Blue Matter chef? Last time I checked (which was 30 seconds ago), Blue Matter was highly toxic and not suitable for bio-organic consumption! This is clearly listed in Chapter IV, Section 35 of your Blue Matter Safety Handbook.

PPS: SEE BROWNN, I HAVE THE BLUE MATTER SAFETY COVERED.

#maiart #mairp #Walter workers

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I’ll just uh,… I’ll get on that

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In which Jazz briefly forgets what she’s there for

Response to this

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Maybe you should also clean up the smear of blood you left on the floor.

But no, are you okay? I'm pretty positive we have a nurse around here somewhere...

You can't work while you're bleedin', new kid. It's dangerous, and besides, Cal would have a fit.

~ Walter Engineer/New Workers Supervisor Frill

Help I think CJ drew something on my face with that pen of theirs and I don't know how to GET IT OFF --Blue Matter Handling Trainee Jay

That’s the point.

It doesn’t.

Only I (or another artist) can erase it!

-Multidimensional Businessperson CJ

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I'ma take a moment to be completely serious here. Or try. Moreau Synthetics would like to extend an apology towards Walter Robotics for the Flamingo incident that happened recently. The first interaction between the two companies may not have been as well intentioned, planned, or in anyway professional as expected. Nor what the outcome of the portal expected in any way. As a sign of goodwill the portal will be left open to those who wish to visit, and the Hall of Birds will remain closed LIKE IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN. We warn that we will continue experimenting with the portals, as our utmost goal is to reach into the locked wing of the Moreau Manor. But we will try to keep our negative effects to a minimum.

-Lead Synthetics Technician Imi

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Now that your employee coordinators are out of the office for a moment, I'm able to SAY MY PIECE. I've had it about up to here (which you can't see but I'm holding my hand WAY ABOVE MY HEAD) with all these dangerous shenanigans. Now you Walter lot better get your toes BACK IN LINE or you're going to find yourself with a one way ticket to Marshmallow litter box duty. And DON'T THINK FOR A MINUTE THAT THERE ARE TOO MANY OF YOU FOR THAT ONE JOB. IT'S A BIG JOB.

Why do you suppose Mr. Walter is in the hospital right now? Because he didn't follow safety precautions. I'm just looking out for all you... fine.... people.

And for Pete's sake, if you SEE A BECILE INFILTRATOR SNOOPING AROUND, CALL SECURITY.

Your Friendly Safety Clerk, Cal Walter Robotics

What is going on here? Why is there flamingos roaming around the manor? - Walter Worker newbie Lacie

Hey, new kid. A portal to the Moreau Mansion was accidentally opened in their Hall of Birds, releasing the flamingo division into the Manor.

But Imi got all the flamingos rallied up (save for a few trouble-making ones), so don’t stress too much.

Why don’t you check in with one of our custodians? They’re still hard at work with the aftermath, and could probably use some help. (Especially since one of them seems to make more messes than she cleans up.)

~ Walter Engineer/New Workers Supervisor Frill

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who wants eggs?

oh! hi boss. hows it...going? -report manager in training Kanezen

I’m assuming you’re talking to me since I’m in charge of you.

I’m kind of busy right now, but otherwise I’m pretty good. I just met our new custodian. She’s… Interesting.

I hope you’re doing well, new kid. Now, uh- I have to go, I was made aware of a few more members. See you around!

~ Walter Engineer/New Workers Supervisor Frill

First impressions are always good.

Frill tends to embarrass himself easily in front of people he admires.

(P.S. this was back before CJ got pink hair. when frill and cj met. ehhurhur)

Frill does feel bad occasionally for all the grief poor Cal goes through

But Cal doesn’t really appreciate it when he tries to express this

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I hope you guys aren’t tired of these silly comics yet.

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Mr. Cal,

I negate to inform you that handling Matter without the proper license will result in fines up to $10,000 and up to a month of jail time for each offense.

Sincerely, Agent Terra

“Looks like your first job will be cleaning up the mess you just made.”

Frill meets Jazz. He’s not quite sure what to think of this new arrival, but he has other just-hired employees to help out. (Not yet is he aware that he’s related to this total dork.)

In reference to this. <3