#maisiecore

[realclarice]

i hate to promote stereotypes but why is every little black kitten like that™?

[nibbles-oc-bin]

Arthur: Hey! I can cook!

Maisie: Offering someone gum is not cooking.

[nibbles-oc-bin]

Allan, to Arthur: Would you like to stay for dinner?

Maisie, from a distance: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?

[nibbles-oc-bin]

Arthur: You’re cute.

Maisie: Do you know who else is cute?

Arthur and Maisie, simultaneously: Allan.

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Maisie: You lost a lot of blood and passed out. Do you remember anything?

Arthur: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.

Maisie: That wasn't an ambulance. I drove you there.

Arthur: But I heard a siren.

Maisie: That was Allan

Allan: I was WORRIED!

[nibbles-oc-bin]

Arthur: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare.

Maisie: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great.

Arthur: Not when you’re playing with Allan, it’s not. He puts words like “ephemeral”. And I put “dog”.