"It is me, your IMPerial Majesty, Ruler of ALL the Things and Keeper of the Cookies, reminding you to be wary of imposters that are cropping up.
There is one in particular that I am thinking of, who keeps stealing my Majesty Hat. And my photo ops.
This displeases me. Please to accept only Genuine, Imp Approved, His IMPerial Majesty photos in the future. And tell mine nephew to stop stealing my Majesty Hats. He can get his own hats, thank you so very much."
His Imperial Majesty, Ruler of All the Things, Keeper of the Cookies (and apparently also of the Majesty Hats.) Mr Mung, Stealer of said hats and adoring nephew. Silken Windhounds







