This might be the world's oldest pair of flip flops. I bought them 13 years ago. I remember only because I was with my childhood best friend when I bought them and it was one of the last times we hung out before we drifted apart. THEY OUTLASTED OUR FRIENDSHIP. I began to think they were indestructible. Then I went for a walk just now and some jackhole student driver nearly ran me over. Stopped with his front bumper about 2 feet away from me. Would've been less had I not dashed out of the way, which is what finally did these babies in. I almost didn't believe it, though I can't see why I'm surprised; thirteen years is like 140 in flip-flop years. RIP Flippy Floppies. Thanks for getting me through high school, college, beach trips, first warm school days, late night/early morning runs to my car when I forgot about street cleaning, not to mention the finale of that friendship, and it was a sad one. As is this. Now to turn, or should I say flip, over a new page. Time to make memories with a new pair of beach casual footwear. Thanks @vspink for this $5 gift with purchase. Definitely got my money's worth. Just wish they broke a little closer to my apartment. #defeeted #majorflop #yesthisismyfridaynight #notmyday #victoriasecret
