#majorshenanigans

[majorshenanigans]

Okay

He breathes

GOLD

FREAKING

FLAMES.

This is officially undoubtedly the blingest dragon I have ever seen. No wonder his tongue is kinda bloodstoney gold speckled. 

...oy vey, apparently it does more than burn, too. 

[majorshenanigans]

Wow, sah, you're a doll, answering so quickly. o-O' 

I-I DO think I like him? I'm no sure yet, he's rather odd, and I think he doesn't get out much, I find that idea a little sad. I'm not entirely completely sure if it's a good idea to worry about a person so... so... Gosh, it's like having a tiger on your couch, only you could still possibly probably maybe shoot a tiger, if you had a gun. Which I don't. I digress. I'm quite sure I can't shoot this one if he goes bitey feral pissy on me.

Ah, would they really be all carnivorous? Hm, perhaps this one isn't, he was eating cacti before, long slightly short lenghty story. And he does look mostly human. Soda's bad for everyone though, why do I even have that around. I SHOULD ask about the fire, good idea! I'm not even insured against that. Against fire.

I can't really tell if this one's 'proper', he's just kind of weird, like some sort of naked cat weird. I mean Egyptian naked cat. Naked cats aren't Egyptian... He LOOKS real civilised but I think he's just really bored, maybe, could be. I mean, he's just... restyling his... draperies right there right now, I don't even know where he got those sewing quills from.

O-oh dear, on his good side. I have no idea how I'm still alive, really,  I'm not sure if it shows, but I get carried away being a smartass sometimes. He seems to find me... entertaining, though? Maybe he doesn't need a minion, he needs a jester. Or a tv. 

  Thanks for the advice so far, I might keep you updated if that's okay? Else, if you... don't hear anything from me in the next while, send the cops to come look for my cold dead body? ;3; *drama whore* I better go update my will to include you...

[majorshenanigans]

"Oh, me? Someone not quite as admirable as you, sah." you greet her, for once not deliberately upping the creep-factor. No, you're making a conscious effort to come across as a little more modest than you actually are.

"My name is Shen. Apologies for the intrusion, sah, but I felt 't had to be said."

Quite honestly, you've been finding it hard to ignore her quite radiant presence in the city, and you could not exactly entirely totally resist giving her activities a closer look. What you found was most intriguing, and you're honestly sincerely baffled this lady does not have a fanclub entirely to herself yet. Honestly, people don't know when there is a gem right in their midst, pfsh pfsh.